Anybody want two Pattert*ats? Please?

[Sasana Skye]

Christmas is ruined.

The two twatterdales have broken into my living room, which is kept with the door shut, opened my present from my colleague which was on top of the TV chest and chewed and spat out the contents. Thankfully I don’t think they ate any as the living room was just a pool of Malteasers - obviously not to their fancy!

I can always tell when they’ve done something stupid as they don’t come to greet me at the door when I get home ?

 

[teach]

Swap you for a spaniel who has knocked over and broken the tree today?

 

[Leo Walker]

Or a whippet who has just cost me the best part of a grand for a new laptop after he smashed the other one to bits!

 

[Parrotperson]

Ooooooo......naughty doggies! What on earth did the whippet do to smash a laptop?!

 

[DSB]

Or the brown snake that the JRT was keeping for Xmas

 

[MrsMozart]

Or two Rotties who've had a good chew of the blinking expensive electric chair.

Or the Lab who wagged a very happy tail last night and sent a mug of tea over my laptop. I'm hoping we got it turned off in time. As D1's boyfriend said, my tea is so weak (also sans milk or sugar) that it's effectively water. It's not just the cost of a new one (LW ouch!), it's the fact that I didn't back-up last week and that's a tonne load of work to lose. Off to turn it on now. Wish me luck!

 

[Leo Walker]

Ooooooo......naughty doggies! What on earth did the whippet do to smash a laptop?!

It was charging on the bedisde cabinet. He jumped up to get into bed, which is fine, but then he proceeded to dig all the bed up in a frenzy to make it into a nest and in the process knocked the laptop off onto the hard wood floor, where it promptly imploded. He is an absolute sod for wrecking the bed. Why he cant just get under the duvet and go to sleep like the other ones do, is beyond me!

 

[Parrotperson]

ha! naughty boy! still when you need to get comfy you just need to get comfy!

 

[Blazingsaddles]

Christmas is ruined.

The two twatterdales have broken into my living room, which is kept with the door shut, opened my present from my colleague which was on top of the TV chest and chewed and spat out the contents. Thankfully I don’t think they ate any as the living room was just a pool of Malteasers - obviously not to their fancy!

I can always tell when they’ve done something stupid as they don’t come to greet me at the door when I get home ?

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I’ll take them. Overrun with rats at the mo (poor things, the wet weather has driven them out of the ditches) & my two BTs ( one elderly - forgiven- ) & one who is bloody useless, are not controlling the situation.

 

[Sasana Skye]

Now that, Blazingsaddles, is the only thing they are good for! Bloodthirsty little thugs