Anyone care to join me?

Yes just joining you now with large glass of chilled white wine, and watching 'Ben and James versus the Arabian desert' you can have the all the chocolates as definitely eaten too much.
 
Ladyinred said:
Oh come on!! Unfair. You can't leave it like that. Tell all.. it sounds a bit scary and a little bit hilarious. :eek:
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It's really rather boring... I have a complete mistrust (phobic-like) of anything which has more than four legs. Why does anything need more than four legs?? Anyway, my husband was chain sawing (is it a word?) large logs and needed my help, so I gowned up, I couldn't have any bare flesh showing at all, and was instructed to hold the log "and whatever you do, do NOT let go". Well a big woman-eating arachnid chose that moment to crawl over my hand, cue hysterical screaming, hyperventilating, tears, snot and much shouting from the husband as to how stupid I was "it's only a spider, it can not eat you!" Oh yes it can, and he never asked me again. Which pleases me. A lot!!
 
Battytwoll said:
It's really rather boring... I have a complete mistrust (phobic-like) of anything which has more than four legs. Why does anything need more than four legs?? Anyway, my husband was chain sawing (is it a word?) large logs and needed my help, so I gowned up, I couldn't have any bare flesh showing at all, and was instructed to hold the log "and whatever you do, do NOT let go". Well a big woman-eating arachnid chose that moment to crawl over my hand, cue hysterical screaming, hyperventilating, tears, snot and much shouting from the husband as to how stupid I was "it's only a spider, it can not eat you!" Oh yes it can, and he never asked me again. Which pleases me. A lot!!
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spiders do not belong in this world lol
 
jeeve said:
We dont get any horse stuff an TV at all over here - apart from a few minutes here and there when we hosted the olympics if you stayed up all night. (that was 2000).
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Oh that's a shame, mind you we don't get as much as we used to unless you have sky and then there's the horse and country channel, many repeats and lots of cowboys!
 
MadBlackLab said:
spiders do not belong in this world lol
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Due to my fear of them and total agreement that they do not belong in this world, my husband has a nasty little habit of leaving them in the kitchen sink if we have had an argument as he knows I cannot go anywhere near to the sink and the kettle which is next to it, therefore denying me my morning tea! Cruel!
 
Shysmum said:
Can i join too please ? I'm sipping JD, nibbling on roast potatoes, and have a terrier snoring on my lap.
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Only if I can have a roastie please, I really fancy one! I have snoring and muddy black lab on my lap following a day out shooting with the husband. She can barely lift her head and is doing that groaning thing they do :)
 
Chestnut horse said:
Yes just joining you now with large glass of chilled white wine, and watching 'Ben and James versus the Arabian desert' you can have the all the chocolates as definitely eaten too much.
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I've eaten way too much too - but I keep persevering! I attempted to put on my black jods this morning, last worn about 10 days ago - lots of huffing and puffing later I abandoned them for my pull on ones, muttering about the tumble dryer and how it had surely shrunk them. Then I got on the scales... 7lbs gain!!!
 
Battytwoll said:
I've eaten way too much too - but I keep persevering! I attempted to put on my black jods this morning, last worn about 10 days ago - lots of huffing and puffing later I abandoned them for my pull on ones, muttering about the tumble dryer and how it had surely shrunk them. Then I got on the scales... 7lbs gain!!!
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funny I have to put balck jods on too in morning lol
 
MadBlackLab said:
funny I have to put balck jods on too in morning lol
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I love my black jods, I have visions of looking all slim and trendy in them. I must go on a diet, I must go on a diet, repeat! Where are you riding tomorrow? We hacked around saxtead and over towards Fram today, very windy and wet but good fun!
 
Shove over! OH is watching some action/shooty film with Bruce Willis in and one of the dogs is releasing some god-awful smells,so I'm running to your sofa bearing gifts; a jug of Cosmopolitan,some salted popcorn and half a box of Thorntons Continentals...;)
 
Battytwoll said:
Due to my fear of them and total agreement that they do not belong in this world, my husband has a nasty little habit of leaving them in the kitchen sink if we have had an argument as he knows I cannot go anywhere near to the sink and the kettle which is next to it, therefore denying me my morning tea! Cruel!
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Grounds for divorce.

My son used to pick them up and remove them for me... until the day one bit him! Now he is nearly as scared as me.

Thank you for the story, at least it didn't result in a one-legged OH!
 
Venevidivici said:
Shove over! OH is watching some action/shooty film with Bruce Willis in and one of the dogs is releasing some god-awful smells,so I'm running to your sofa bearing gifts; a jug of Cosmopolitan,some salted popcorn and half a box of Thorntons Continentals...;)
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Hurry up then, I've got the telly paused!
 
Ladyinred said:
Grounds for divorce.

My son used to pick them up and remove them for me... until the day one bit him! Now he is nearly as scared as me.

Thank you for the story, at least it didn't result in a one-legged OH!
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The air is blue when he leaves his spider traps for me and definite grounds for divorce!
 
Shysmum said:
Just opened the oven and found SIX !!!!! roasties - HURRAH !! Will send them over *CATCH* as I really am stuffed !
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I'll just be really gross and catch them in my mouth as I am too fat to move - I think I've turned into jabba the hut (not sure if that's how it's spelt) at least that's what the view looks like when I look down, yuck, diet ASAP!
 
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