Anyone know why my horse is lame??

What is it with AI and legs?!! 🤣 Your horse is lame, because the extra leg is a foreleg, but it's on the back. You need the legs to match up at either end, a bit like crossply and radial tyres (ask your parents) on the same axle - it's never going to end well!
 
I am sure if we wait a few more hours and 'expert' will come along to tell us exactly why it's lame, who's fault it is that it's lame and the correct procedure to follow from start to finish to have it back galloping over the fields in 48 hours. For good measure, we will also probably be offered advice on safety around horses, correct feeding and given a nice little patronising pat on the head, just so we don't feel too bad about our relative ignorance and stupidity. 😂
 
I am sure if we wait a few more hours and 'expert' will come along to tell us exactly why it's lame, who's fault it is that it's lame and the correct procedure to follow from start to finish to have it back galloping over the fields in 48 hours. For good measure, we will also probably be offered advice on safety around horses, correct feeding and given a nice little patronising pat on the head, just so we don't feel too bad about our relative ignorance and stupidity.
You missed out the advice to feed it turmeric😁
 
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