Anyone want a horse? Free to any home......

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Free to a good home:
Ill mannered lout of a 16HH, 5 year old cylesdale Cross. Roan bay with four white socks that never seem to remain white.

Semi trained but very easily distracted by slutty mares in season. When thus distracted can do an entire side of the school sideways in trot in order not to take eyes (on stalks) off tarty mare.

Uncanny aim with metal hooks and the contents of said hooks (brushes, fly mask, towl, hoof pick and fly repellant).

Serious flatulance issues when owner is brushing out the contents of a full shavings bag from his tail.

Severe snot problems only prevalent when owner is in front of said animal wearing pale colours.

Total lack of spacial awareness and very big feet.......

Any takers?!!!
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I'll have him.
He'll go nicely with my Shire x TB girl.
Although he's a bit of a delicate little flower compared to her...she's about 16.3 in front, about 17.1hh behind, wears 6'9 rugs....and still growing.
Argh!
See, you should have bought a nice, calm, gentle little TB or WB.
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I'm not sure I can afford the postage but after last night and this mornings performance I will find the money from somewhere.
He would come as seen however - I don't want you realising what a little git bags he is and trying to send him back!
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He'd go very nicely with my two heffalumps - although rather dainty in comparison
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My Clydie x mare suffers with wind, my 17.3 heavy chap pebbledashes unsuspecting passers by (from his nose I hasten to add) and I have had to apologise to my understanding neighbours about his snoring
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Hovis would fit in rather nicely I think although he would probably be terrorised by "teeth-on-hooves" Charlie - all 8hh of him.
 
Just confused my postman by giggling as I answered the door to him.

I had a wonderful image of Hovis standing behind him waiting to be 'delivered'!
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Yes please - he will go perfectly with Cairo and (having to face it) in a few years time Cairo will have finished his training to being a perfect Clydesdale - (though sounds like he has already mastered all the basics) to take over from him.

It will have to be a special cheeky big lad to even start to fill Cairo's hooves.

Think he would like wearing a huge western saddle and doing slow hacks and being spoilt rotten?
 
I think he'd love the being spolit although he is a brat already.
He doesn't really do slow hacks though? For a big lad he is a total speed demon.
With no manners, no brakes and no respect for his mother.....
 
Yep send him to me! Then I will have a matching pair (will go with my Clydie X) PLEASE PUT SOME PICS OF HIM ON HERE, HAVE READ SOME OF YOUR GREAT POSTS ABOUT HIM BUT NEED VISUAL DETAILS!!!!
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When can we collect him?

I will tell Cairo tonight he will have a new chap to train and OH will have to learn to ride faster.

With me he can do this

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Have fun doing SJ and XC

and with OH

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Nice hacks round the countryside, walk, bit of jog and the occasional lope (slow canter)

Evenutally he will also have to be able to take out two/three giggling kids all at once (when there is not enough ponies to go round) and pretend to be a pony club pony.
 
At last, an honest advert...!
Can you imagine if they were all advertised so honestly?! What a laugh!...
3 nices paces (when he's not doing flat out gallop!)
Good doer... bit of a greedy b*gger actually!
Good to catch shoe clip but terrible to load, will take you hours! Maybe we should start a new thread advertising our horses honestly!!?
 
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