Anyone want my horses?

[WeeBrown]

Exchange available:
New owner must be bald (i.e has no hair to pull out), hate any kind of holiday and have an endless supply of money for when the insurance runs out (which it surely will any time soon!)

I know it is winter, I might be feeling a bit grouchy, but I am so sick of horses at the minute!

So if anyone would like a 3 legged chestnut mare or a snotty soon to be head x-rayed gelding, please let me know. They come with a wonderful 3 day holiday at a coast resort (complete with beach and xc course) worth £300 that you will not be able to go on due to them both being sick.


Arrrggggghhhhh......I'll exchange for a nice, calming padded cell and straight jacket (it's all I'm fit for after numerous trips to Leahurst since June!)

 

[Divasmum]

Oh dear. You could run a swap scheme where you swap one lot of problems for a different set just to ring the changes. On a serious note I hope your horses are ok.

 

[Pinkvboots]

Poor you, don't worry your not alone I have had my fair share of nightmares both my horses were lame at the same time a while back, before that one had a serious gutteral pouch infection so was going to and fro to the vets for about 6 weeks, just got them sound then the mare goes lame one day in the field so another call out for the vet. it will calm down but I do understand your frustration hope your situation gets better soon.

 

[petite-girle]

I like the sound of this exchanging business.

I need to exchange my monster of a yearling filly.

She has way too much attitude. She's fat and greedy. She eats the fences. She destroys electric fencing. She escapes. She thinks everything is a great game and runs round bucking in the rain when I'm trying to get her back in the right field!! Any takers? PLEASE!!

 

[MissMincePie&Brandy]

I have for swap, a gorgeous, 17.2 TB, who is stunning and adores cuddles. He can't be ridden, but he can be polished and swooned over. High maintenance costs due to treatment for his degenerative bone problems, and, well generally high maintenance really. He can also be a bit a of a nutter on the way up to the field in the morning.

I would like in return .... erm a donkey, I think

 

[ginadrummond]

I like the sound of this exchanging business.

I need to exchange my monster of a yearling filly.

She has way too much attitude. She's fat and greedy. She eats the fences. She destroys electric fencing. She escapes. She thinks everything is a great game and runs round bucking in the rain when I'm trying to get her back in the right field!! Any takers? PLEASE!!

I think I have her sister - don't worry, apparently its good for them to have attitude and lead their mother around (mine is still on mum). Know what you mean though!!!!