Arghhh... INCHES!!! (adults only)

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I just had to share...

I am sat in bed, really poorly, and thought I would start doing a Christmas list
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I typed in what I thought was the Inches website and look what came up... I have removed it as thought I may get in trouble
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Basically it was Inches Magazine, 100 pages of boners
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Arghhhhh... that made me almost throw up yet again (I think the longest I have not chatted to the toilet since 3am is around 15 mins...
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Oh dear - I don't know what either website could possibly offer you, especially if you are ill (!) but hope you feel better soon, I use Microsoft Excel for my Christmas list!!
 
Hilarious! I did exactly the same as you a couple of days ago right in the middle of my office with all the men traders around!

Sorry to hear you aren't well, hope you're feeling better soon x
 
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Hilarious! I did exactly the same as you a couple of days ago right in the middle of my office with all the men traders around!

I've done exactly the same!!
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I am so glad other people have done it
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Just need to delete it off my browser now in case the husband comes on and wonders what on earth I have been up to in his abscense
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I am feeling absolutely crap... need to go into work this afternoon for a few hours to get the work done (it is a family business, so no slacking allowed) but I am still chatting to the toilet every 15 mins
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How is this possible when I have not eaten anything
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I have just had some lemonade with the hope it will stay put
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reminds me of a similar incident when we were looking for a coloured stallion for a Bay TB mare which could no longer be ridden but was suitable for breeding but you could imagine the amusement at what came up when we googled "coloured stallions"
 
he he. i did it at work in front of all the guys too. Except i searched for game Birds!!!

I am sure you can imagine!
 
Well how sad am i (and my computer).. i thought i ought to check out what all the fuss was about, and also did a search on google, only to come up with a whole load of sites for a "centimeters to Inches conversion calculator"

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he he. i did it at work in front of all the guys too. Except i searched for game Birds!!!


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Please leave me out of it - I don't want a stalker!
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Reminds me of when I went to buy my mare, rang an advert in HH and it was the Osberton Stud, very nice lady said there were some pictures on the web gave me the web address I tried to remember it as I went round to another girls office, I was at work at the time all non horsey people, asked this girl to type in osberton.stud and whatever else it was and up came a porn site with big black C..ks and big g.y c.....s!!!! my god the look on the other girls face, she though there was something wrong with the computer and came right out of it and went back in and the same thing happened, I then went back to my office and got HH and went back and it should have been osbertonHYPHENstud not DOT stud. it took a long while to live that down I can tell you and dont whatever you do google Blackboys Stud which is down in Sussex you wont get horses!!!! Also when I went to check the name of my mare Crimson Embers up came a lesbian site!!!!! I cant win
 
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