as a change from 'things non-horsy people say'

[dorito]

I made the mistake of going in a chat room in the naive belief I might make some new friends to talk to, I used my business name of unicornleather, big mistake, I was inundated with sleazy questions and offers.
I've also had lurid suggestions about one of my email addresses which is unicornleather@excite.com
I never gave either a thought until I received a lot of unwanted attention from both men and women!
Oz

LOL, that email address is probably worth money, in the right circles.

 

[PandorasJar]

Ha, that's brilliant oz.

Very cute hawks

We have several from kids but all farmy not horsey as take the animals to schools. Some hilarious and some very worrying!

 

[cremedemonthe]

LOL, that email address is probably worth money, in the right circles.

lol, you could be right there!
Oz

 

[poiuytrewq]

im fat and forty five.....and during the blacksmiths visit learnt he hadn t ever ridden a horse. He s a nice looking young lad.
As i left and in front of about five people a said goodbye and told him to give me a ring if he ever fancied a ride.
Poor lad looked horrified!

Ewww god, cringy! That's the exact sort of thing I seem to say- Very funny coming from someone else though! Love it

 

[redmone]

I googled "brown girth" on my work PC and ended up with a warning from IT admin!!!!!

 

[FinalFurlong]

I saw all the shocked faces and jokes and thought 'what's everyone going on about?!' Then I re read it in a wrong minded way and realised :')

 

[ruth83]

There was an episode of CSI where they opened the dishwasher to find a lot of Ann Summers type stuff! (Hope that gets past the filth filters!)

I always worry what people think when the showing fraternity talk about 'the coloured people' ir 'coloureds day' when talking about skewbalds/piebalds and their owners!