Astrology for Horses

I read the piece expecting to have a good laugh but its spot on for Aries (my horse) he loves to go first and has had two bits of surgery on his face, one leaving a bony ridge.
 
My Gemini filly is also spot on! She can definite love two people at the same time... Especially if they have biscuits! (Horsey biscuits, not custard creams or anything!)

Malteser is spot on an Aries...

This is spooky!
 
I read Aries as well as there's a really useless racehorse I spotted a few months back and shes Aries. Had a chuckle as she is always last and didn't quite fit the profile. Must find out what ASBO cob is :)
 
My boy would be a Taurus, but having read through them, he is every sign...that's the thing about these, isn't it? :D
 
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OMG - my horse is Tarus, Iknow the date of his birth. Just like him, especially about having a long neck and being very vocal. He settles in a strange place very easily though, so long as he has a friend to talk to.

But wouldn't most horses be born in late April and early May?
 
Like all these things, each one is vague enough to describe, to one degree or another, almost every horse. And I also think that when reading one of these things, your human brain latches onto the elements in each description that describe your horse. They rely on what social psychologists call "confirmation bias." So each one is sufficiently broad and ambiguous.

My horse is a Taurus and shock horror, needs to feel mentally and emotionally secure. D'oh! Isn't that true for every horse?
 
Crazy lady on old livery yard had an astrology book for her horses. This is the same lady who didn't vaccinate as she treated them homeopathically, sent them for spa weekends, bought them more rugs than i've had hot dinners, and, but of course, never rode them.
 
Also, how many foals are born late in the year so most would be Aries, Taurus, Gemini, cancer or Leo...
 
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