At the risk of sounding a little bit mad…

When Bandit does his own thing in agility i always say to him 'go and sit in the car and think about your life choices'

He gets in the car, and I swear as he's looking me straight in the eyes he's saying F***you

And also when we're practising 12 weaves he looks and me and in the voice of BA Baracus from the A Team says 'I ain't doin no weaves fool'

He's a very good impressionist I have to say.
Oh Rew seems more like Neil from the Young Ones regarding weaves, either a stoner or dancing around on acid!
 
I remember ages ago watching a programme on tv where a couple had a very loved dog. They seemed only to interact with each other via the dog and its voice.
It was too weird! I felt a bit sad for them. The dog on the other hand was doted on by both but they literally never spoke directly to each other.
They seemed happy though so I guess each to their own!
 
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