OK... clearly someone has kidnapped SN and replaced her with someone who is either blind or has no taste... or possibly an American (apologies in advance to ALL American HHOers, including myself!!
OMG!! Are you saying that when you lived in the States you had big hair, too much make up and wore stuff like that??? (again, Oapologise to all US HHoers for making sweeping generalisations)
Errrrr in a word NOOOOOOO!!!!!! I've always gone for the small hair look - never wanted a mullet either! (did I spell that right?) Whoever gets that coat, would have to be called Josephina (or summat similar) - Josephina and her technicolour dream coat!!