Hairy Old Cob
Well-Known Member
Life used to be so simple Now everthing has to be so complicatedand mired in Bull***** and Burocracy.
A crane will be made available to lift the compulsory surge lined, musty smelling half ton saddles into position.
I think we need to set up a 'Old happy hackers club'
We could get our old gear out and go for a ride, half hour max, anything more I need paracetamol and the day off work to get over it.
I will bring the extra tall mounting block for getting on -and off, the port in a flask on the saddle (big one) and one of those seat savers. Proper hunting boots only, not those high cut jobs, they are more appropriate for pole dancers not aged hunting folk.
No members allowed who use sparkly browbands, coloured saddle cloths or girths, orange rubber reins. Non of those strap em up,winch them closed nosebands or training aids that make the horse look trussed up like an oven ready chicken..over to you to think of other rules for golden oldie horse keepers.........
^^^ This. Can I use a string girth please?
LOL!!!![]()
Everyone to sit the old fashioned "hunting seat" way in the unlikely event that the pace gets beyond an extended walk.
Oh, and nearly forgot, let the horses go forward naturally and no "collection" unless for the drinks fund at the end!!!
Oh happy days.
And webbing over girths, forelocks parted in the middle. And who has cavalletti any more?
Ooh Jacatex jackets - that's a blast from the past! I really wanted one but my parents could only just afford for me to have lessons never mind a tweed jacket. I had cavalry twill jods with suede knee patches - no stretchy stuff back then. And remember the old riding hats secured with an elastic and with a button on top fastened in with a screw that would have skewered your head if you'd landed on it?!![]()
When it snowed he had an old blanket off my gran
Your poor gran... did she not get cold without her blanket in the snow??![]()
Look what I found!
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I remember the very ad! I'd forgotten about the plastic riding macs. I remember ordering a waterproof riding cape - it was like a bin bag! When I cantered the whole thing billowed out and flapped behind me and the pony took off like a rocket
Doncella maybe we're twins lol!
Oh please let me joing the old farts club - I'm quite ancient, I promise I can't manage to get on without a mounting block![]()
Wouldn't half an hour be too long in one of those old saddles? They were real bum-killers! These days there are dressage knickers and memory foam seat savers, not hard leather on top of a hard 'spring tree'.
Now listen..I'm having string girth defo, you must have been rich with your 3 fold leather one, baggy jods...now those are proper jods and cream only please! As for turn out my old horses lived in a field 24/7, remember the vet telling us to take off the new zealands as he saw more problems with horses who wore them than those without. I was glad to oblige those smelly blanket lined things!!
Bareback jumping classes..remember those wouldn't pass H&S muster these days. Let alone jumping with no reins or stirrups and blindfold
No rubber treads to stirrups, straight bar or single joint only. Snaffle, kimblewick and Pelham.. I still think a kimblewick is a great bit for brakes.
Give over !, I've just choked on my ryvita, all the bits have gone under the keys on my lap top !
AA - we can swap horses if you like. I'll bring that 15.2 funny coloured one for you. He's an angel to hack out. I much prefer a 17 hand plus horse.
I forgot my wax jacket!!! It bloody stunk!,
hahahah you can get compressed gas blower things for that - it's a hazard i'm constantly encountering as i get older...