Balls are a pain

I have to say I have never laughed so much for ages as when reading this thread - so thankyou to all for brightening up my day.

Cant think of any practical solution to the op's problem, but am looking forwards to hearing some other ideas!
 
Blazing Saddles - so funny! Nearly died laughing!

Freestyler - totally agree we need videos of the 'tried and attempted'

There doesn't seem to be a lot of 'suggestions' for this 'problem' as mentioned above the Cowboys sit in the saddle all day and the reining at WEG including the sliding stops but if I remember rightly a good cowboy film like John Wayne not Brokeback Mountain (although we may touch on that subject later) Now John walks like he has something holding his family jewels up, I mean why else does he walk like a horse is still between his legs?????

Surely that must be the key to the 64 million dollar question!

So what is inbetween The Dukes legs to make him walk like that?
 
If you listen carefully you can hear them crunch as I land. I really thought I was heading to hospital when I saw the dip...:rolleyes:

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Hey girls and the occasional guy,

Sorry for not getting back to you guys but been busy fighting technology and losing. Ta for all the sensible suggestions and some of the less sensible ones have been ... entertaining if that is the right word.

Unfortunatly I'm at college atm so cant try out many of these suggestions however when i next get the chance to ride i'll get the bubble wrap out :-/
 
NeilM said:
There is nothing in the world more difficult that trying the 're-dress' to the correct side, while on horseback, in tight breeches, wearing riding gloves. Oh and you can forget being discreet, because the second you shove you hand into your pants, someone always turns to talk to you, or rides up alongside.
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Forgot to mention this happened to me AGAIN last weekend when I popped home and managed to hack out. Delightful beastie has decided that manhole covers are scary again (decided to stop being scared of ducks this week but manholes instead) so threw in her patented half rear/whirl around and things ... moved out of place. Naturally this was in a village. Grabbed, so to speak, a quiet moment for a re-arrange only to look to my left to see a group of teenage girls watching from an upstairs window. Needless to say I finished my re-arrange, gave a wave and got a brisk trot on! The perils of being a male rider are never ending!
 
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