Beige jodhpurs that don't show cellulite!

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Hi, can anyone recommend me some beige jodhpurs that don't show your cellulite..lol. It's very embarrassing, I'm not fat.. Only size 8.
 
I love my ariat performance and just seen they are only 40 on equestrian clearance
Sometime stick a pair of spanx under too ;-)
 
Yep, you can buy them in Tescos, in the aisle next to where they sell unicorns and rocking horse poo ;)



Honestly don't know if there is such a thing although I suppose some disguise it better than others
 
I have cheap and chearful HKM Jennys and they don't seem to show any bumps. They are fairly thick elastic so that helps to smooth.
 
I've got some Shires (saddle huggers I think) Comfy and hard wearing and bought in sale for £15.. They wash out really well too.
 
There is no such thing! lol, I always wear tights under mine. I bought a gorgeous pair of White Mark Todd Breeches for dressage and they are basically see through :O I bought thick black tights to wear underneath and they are fab! You cant even tell Im wearing black tight under white jods :)
 
I wish someone would invent some! My Horze ones aren't too bad, the best I've had so far and I am quite afflicted with the dreaded orange peel look (I'm not even fat either - well, not really).
 
I find cotton jods/breeches are better than the thicker ones. And arguably if they are the right size, I would be surprised that cellulite is obvious?!
 
I either wear Cavallo looser fit ones or mens breeches - as usually made of slightly thicker material and as a bit baggy round the thighs they don't cling to the cellulite (or in my case, old lady legs!)
 
I am always too concerned with my blancmange-like belly to worry about cellulite. Have never though of wearing tights underneath. Sounds a really good idea and control type ones would help my flab too!
 
I wear those high waisted control shorts underneath haha, I only wear the darkest beige I can get away with but would ideally like white for colour matching purposes, alas I don't think white will ever be for me :-(
 
My HG white breeches are equetech supaflex.. Brilliant and not a bit see through and seem to smooth any lumps & bumps :)
 
The thicker and tougher the material the better they are. Think more of a stretchy denim feel than soft cotton. I live in my B Vertigo ones. Expensive but last for ever and the dark coloured versions always look clean.
 
The only jods I have ever found that hides wobbly bits are the Harry Hall Colorado's. They are corduroy and I have them in green and black which means I can wear them for XC too! They also last forever.

http://www.speedgate.co.uk/ecomm/fo...es-colorado-cord-jodhpurs-.htm?clearance=true

The absolute best though are my hunting breeches which are made by Caldene and are beige, they are really thick and high waisted. The labels are gone and they're about 10 years old so can't help much further with what they are! I have a rather unflattering butt shot over a fence and not a cottage cheese thigh in sight! :D
 
Strange, I was talking about this at work this morning. One of my colleagues expressed his admiration for the breeches and boot look. I told him he needs to go to a real horse show and see the variety of differently shaped ladies (and men) on a show day with sweaty hat hair/red foreheads, hair nets, mock shirt fronts, unflattering breeches with trainers and pulled up socks to cure him indefinitely.

I have the enviable stick leg and jelly belly look going on. I think spanx are missing a trick here with new johdy collection.
 
Magicmillbrook said:
Strange, I was talking about this at work this morning. One of my colleagues expressed his admiration for the breeches and boot look. I told him he needs to go to a real horse show and see the variety of differently shaped ladies (and men) on a show day with sweaty hat hair/red foreheads, hair nets, mock shirt fronts, unflattering breeches with trainers and pulled up socks to cure him indefinitely.

I have the enviable stick leg and jelly belly look going on. I think spanx are missing a trick here with new johdy collection.
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This is so true!

After I have been round a cross country I always look a state! And I always wonder what non-horsey people think of us walking round with brightly coloured knee high socks over breeches lol.
 
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