Best quote you've heard a "non-horsey" person say?

[njyr]

A friend and bf came to the yard to see my new horse:

What happens if you touch the electric fencing?

Mum at your horse:

Did you say you wanted some numchucks?

 

[DreamingIsBelieving]

A work colleague- oh, you've got a horse, haven't you?
Me- yes
Her- I'm going to get one for my daughter- she wants a horse or a dog but I can't be bothered to walk a dog everyday...

Once I'd explained that on average I spend three hours minimum at the yard she decided on a hamster!!

Somewhere out there, there is a horse who should be very grateful towards you for that...