Gingerwitch
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I squeal like a pig ? lol
Funny you should mention it as my much- loved RS horse (with whom I spend a lot of time) did it this morning. I never give any treats as he easily gets over excited and exuberant, but someone must have slipped him something recently and today he had an exploratory nip. My reflex reaction was a loud bark and hard shove on his shoulder to get him out of my space. The look of hurt astonishment! After that he tried so hard to be The Best Boy in the World it made me laugh ?
Old horseman's trick with a biter: have a stiff dandy brush to hand. When horse comes at you, let him run into the brush. You obviously don't want to smack it with the brush -- your brush-holding has to be pretty passive so it seems self-inflicted. You yourself must stand there and not react, like it's not even happening. A lot of nippy horses who get handlers smacking them for it will see it as a game, because if you're a horse, it totally is (or they'll just get really headshy). Have you ever seen (usually) geldings or stallions playing the face-nippy game? Anyway, a nose full of dandy brush can't be pleasant.
Hmmmmmm what a good point ?? I am a little like a human horse treat dispenser ? Note taken: no more polos in my pocket!! XxIf you give treats when he comes in, can he smell food in your pockets ? Perhaps stop any hand feeding and give rewards in a bucket in the stable.
When repremanding a rude horse, I generally keep it low key, unless it's a sudden dangerous moment. I don't shout, flap or smack.
For horses that mug for treats, I let them accidently (not accidentally) knock their head on my elbow and give their muzzle a rub saying ' oh dear, poor you. '
I saw this done once, albeit accidentally. Riding school Shetland was known to be the most stubborn, opinionated, cheeky so-and-so to hand. He was honestly lucky he was gorgeous, bright fluffy chestnut with the biggest ginger mane you ever did see spraying out in all directions like a Thelwell pony. Ahem. Anyway, this character was known to try to nip his attendant on the bum for entertainment when he got bored.
Various tricks were tried, but really you just had to be on your toes around him, until one day: The girl grooming leapt out of the way, turning just right so that, by complete accident, the business end of the brush ended up at precisely the correct angle for him to get two nostrils full of hard bristle. Let me tell you, from the look he gave that brush, that pony was Offended. He was Betrayed. But he was never bitey again. (Though he remained an adorable ginger twat for ever after, and nobody would have had him any different!)
The day I discovered I had inherited my mums Scary Voice was the day I had 4 shitlands come pelting towards me and the wheelbarrow kicking and biting the b'jesus out of eachother having the time of their lives, not caring a bit that I was in the way. Scattered like a flock of hairy muddy sparrows ? I had never needed The Mum Voice before but it's come in handy since!I’m a small person with a big voice. I can shock most horses into stopping unwanted/naughty behaviour with a loud ‘oi’.
Hairy muddy sparrows!!!!!!!!!!! I love that ????The day I discovered I had inherited my mums Scary Voice was the day I had 4 shitlands come pelting towards me and the wheelbarrow kicking and biting the b'jesus out of eachother having the time of their lives, not caring a bit that I was in the way. Scattered like a flock of hairy muddy sparrows ? I had never needed The Mum Voice before but it's come in handy since!
Charlie does this and has obviously had a whack for it in the past because if I do what I would do with any other horse - a loud "No" and waving my arms about he's terrified. I don't give him treats but sometimes have some in my pocket as Archie has them for carrot stretches. I try not to have them around him as it's just not fair but sometimes forget. He could obviously smell them the other day as he grabbed my pocket, then realised what he'd done - thinking he'd bitten me and not just my clothes - and shot to the back of his stable absolutely petrified. So with him, I just push his head away firmly but gently and slowly or put my elbows in a position where his nose is going to hit them before his teeth make contact and as he bangs into them say a firm, quiet "no". He's getting there but he's very head shy in general bless him. The other day, without thinking I walked towards him with the yard brush in my hand as he was tied up, just to give him a scratch and the look in his eyes was sheer terror. I felt awful.
OH thinks that it's weird that I speak to animals, but I'm convinced that mammals know the difference between a soft and reassuring tone of voice, a stern but fair tone and an angry or aggressive tone.