Bl00dy Horse! (Rant)

Racing_Gal

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Yesterday I had the worst day at work I'd had in a long time, was pi$$ed about been inside on such a day nice too, all I wanted to do was go home and go for a nice ride...Got in about 6, got changed, when down to the stables. The horses were across the river (it has no bridge) they wounldn't come to me, I had no wellies. I took off my chaps, muckers and socks, rolled up my jods and went in, half way over the river realised it was deeper than it looked, jods got wet, mobile started to ring...I got over the river put muckers back on with wet muddy feet, walk up to Tazz, she runs away taking others with her, they ran about for a while then decided t o go back over the river...I follow, after taking off my sogy muckers for the second time, get to the other side to find a sheep has sh1t on my chaps...I get my self 'dressed' again, now wearing wet muddy socks and muckers, jods that are wet around the knees and chaps that have sheep poo on them. Follow the horses up the field where they rufuse to be caught for the next half hour or so. Finally get hold of Tazz who is white with sweat and totally buggered! Washed her down, chucked her in stable and when home to clam down... HORSES!!!!
 
They do tease sometimes,dont they
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Sh!t on chaps....not very nice...
 
Horses hey!! Rosie always used to have me up and down the field trying to catch her never be the first in and protest if she was the last one to come in!!! luckily i never had to deal with sheep s~~t!!!!!!!
 
Hahahahahahaha!! So well written i can't stop laughing........We do all have those days but i can't say i have ever experienced sheep poo on chaps!!!!!!!!! I am sure knitting would be easier - keep smiling.
 
PMSL!
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I’m sorry its not funny I know and I would not be amused in the slightest if it happened to me, but the way you told it makes it sound so comical!
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I think I would tether them to avoid getting wet, muddy and sh!t on in the future!!!
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