I am sitting on my sofa with my OH snoring on one side and a Beagle snoring on the other! All attempts to nudge, growl or poke them are met with just more snoring but louder...I give up!
Lol - one evening I was lying on the sofa, having stayed up late to have the room to myself, soft lamps and no television on. Bliss. Then my darling husband started snoring, and in this house where normally one can't hear anything from one room to the next, I could hear every note . I was just mid-heavy-sigh, when my Saint Bernard started as well. No chance. I gave up and went to bed (with a pillow over my head lol).
Lol. I Snore
So does the OH, and he tuts. so if i ever wake up in the night i hear
"Tut....Tut....Tut....*Twitch* ....Tut...Tut....*TwitchTwitch* Tut...."
MY OH uses one word to liven up any boring evening: SPIDER
Usually uttered at a frequency that makes bats put their wings over their ears and dogs run for cover, and loud enough to put a Jumbo Jet at take off to shame.