Bloody whelks. Bloody self pity. Bloody tomatohead.

You could be right Rosehip, if he's hanging about and from what Starzaan says nearly hanging out, perhaps he a little interested or maybe thinks Starzaan might have a faint idea who the mad woman could be:cool::cool::cool::cool:
 
I bloody well hope so... but I am doubting the size of his brass ones.

He needs to sort himself out.



I'm clearly the normal one here.
 
Starzaan, you may have blabed under the influence to the nurses and docs about FF, whelk buckets etc:- Thats why they are still give you loads of them.:eek::eek::eek: Hummm maybe thats not a bad idea.:cool::cool::cool::D:D:D:D:D:D:D
 
My darling, they know all about him! I was a very very drugged Starzaan this time last weekend, and having a freak out about missing him yesterday due to tomatoheaditis....so they have had the low down, and when I went in at stupid o clock this morning with a flippy abouty heart, all they wanted to know what if I'd managed to jump on him yet.

If ever you almost die - go to Cheltenham General, they've been absolutely bloody marvellous.
 
I like having good idea's and getting gold stars! I shall forthwith find FF and let him in on the plan!
Cheers awfully for the morphine, I think I may have been a teensy bit melodramatic with the crackedness of my rib , as breathing isnt that painful, and moving is still manageable, so maybe I've just pulled it...or riding the whale - sorry, pony - has something to do with it!
 
Starzaan, hunny, how do you know that FF isn't on this thread, in a cunningly contrived disguise? Any one of us might be him, seeing as he knows all about it....
 
I'm 5'8... no FJJs for me!

And if he is, I'll whack him in the eyes with a hot poker... he needs to man up and get rid of trouty so that I can be all tomatoheaded with him.


These drugs are ridic and my insides are all fizzy like champagne... and I just fell out of bed. AGAIN.

For no reason.
















AGAIN.
 
WELL



Wella have just phoned me and said they would like to offer me free patch testing to determine what I'm allergic to. I said "no thank you, I never ever want anything like that on my skin again." and she replied "well it would be good for you to know which hair colour you can use in the future".

Half an hour later she STILL didn't seem to understand that as a result of having my hair dyed using their products, I am so frightened to put ANYTHING on my hair that I had a full on panic attack in hospital when the doctor asked if we could wash the blood out of my hair. Three washes later I am still petrified to have anythin on my skin, and certainly DO NOT want to have hair dye rubbed all over my arms, free or not!

I didn't even get an apology.



I think they might be getting a call from a friendly solicitor.
 
Pah. In your drug-induced stupor you'd probably miss. And what are you walloping me for when I offered to be all madlesbianistic for you?

Hurt. Very hurt.
 
Dibbin dont take it personnal, she's like this with everyone, even when she's nearly normal;);););) and Starzaan, I think you have Fit Flat jockeys mixed up with Fit Jump Jockeys as the FJJ's are a good 2-3 inches taller than the FFJ's.:p:p:p:p:p:p:p
 
Starzaan said:
WELL



Wella have just phoned me and said they would like to offer me free patch testing to determine what I'm allergic to. I said "no thank you, I never ever want anything like that on my skin again." and she replied "well it would be good for you to know which hair colour you can use in the future".

Half an hour later she STILL didn't seem to understand that as a result of having my hair dyed using their products, I am so frightened to put ANYTHING on my hair that I had a full on panic attack in hospital when the doctor asked if we could wash the blood out of my hair. Three washes later I am still petrified to have anythin on my skin, and certainly DO NOT want to have hair dye rubbed all over my arms, free or not!

I didn't even get an apology.



I think they might be getting a call from a friendly solicitor.
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Definitely a solicitor hun, but make the call and then don't mention the company on here again, just in case it has to go further.
 
Starzaan said:
WELL



Wella have just phoned me and said they would like to offer me free patch testing to determine what I'm allergic to. I said "no thank you, I never ever want anything like that on my skin again." and she replied "well it would be good for you to know which hair colour you can use in the future".

Half an hour later she STILL didn't seem to understand that as a result of having my hair dyed using their products, I am so frightened to put ANYTHING on my hair that I had a full on panic attack in hospital when the doctor asked if we could wash the blood out of my hair. Three washes later I am still petrified to have anythin on my skin, and certainly DO NOT want to have hair dye rubbed all over my arms, free or not!

I didn't even get an apology.



I think they might be getting a call from a friendly solicitor.
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Pfffttt cheek!!! Theyre more than likely worried that you will take it further!!!!
Are they so stupid to want to do a patch test even though you have already had one reaction?
I`ll offer you for free my beating services if you want...???:D

On a serious note....hope your ok...hugs *runs away before i get walloped*
 
Ok...no more wallopings, I'm too wobbly - I'll end up flailing about and punching myself in the head.

Thank you my little squishies! And Dibbin, I'm still all madlesbiany for you, so please move to England.

Sharpish.
 
Oh defiantely sue...and sue hard!
When I worked for a 'no win no fee' solicitors we very successfully sued the bum off a shampoo company....unfortunately then the client asked for the remainder of the shampoo in the bottle to be returned as she 'didnt want to waste it', which kind of make us wince a bit! Perhaps she was all drugged-up-madlesbiany too??
Unfortunately I cant help as was only a legal secretary *ducks to miss flailing arms and bed fallage* but I'd say you have a really strong case - good luck!!
Oh, and as MrsM said, no more mentioning the company, cus the legal peeps dont like that :)

On a totally different note, how the HELL do you keep falling out of bed???????????
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Thewell Girl, Shock treatment, Cold towel to the head,deep breathes and after 5 mins you should come back to normal:D:D:D
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Nooooo I don want to come back to normal!!

The guy I posted about is DIVINE... With the most amazing smile!

Anyways :D I am making cakes for my history class on monday, so maybe History Boy (as he shall now be rederred to) will realise how darn sexeh I be ;)

Rosehip said:
I could probably stretch the madlesbiany-ness to include you hun :D Im in a giving mood today
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Awww :)
 
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