TheOldTrout
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There's a monster across the road, one that eats small dogs. Being a stupid human with no idea about dog-eating monsters, I thought it was just a motorbike with a cover flapping in the wind (the cover, not the motorbike) and he should walk past it. He dug his paws in and goggled at the monster until I picked him up and carried him past it. By the time he got home, he had recovered.