Buckminster: Baydale, Big Brown Bus and Chunky Monkey

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I shall ignore meardsall_millie's suggestion of using barmy, batty and bossy to alliterate my posts, but accept that my running commentary whilst her OH videoed her showumping could well have prompted her "b" outburst.
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Onto the report: having spent most of Saturday dressage writing for a novice section I could at least be guaranteed to know the test inside out. Marty, however, didn't and managed to insert one freestyle movement - he loves a 4 - and whilst he tried his hardest to show medium trot, it just ain't happening yet.
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Hey ho, I was secretly quite chuffed to get 36.2 as he's not nearly good enough at novice tests yet.

Showjumping: I didn't think it was particularly big, but colourful suited us just fine as he's a cocky individual and needs to have something to focus his mind. He just rolled the bogey fence, an upright on a dogleggy related distance, and then did a classic neat-legged inversion coming out of the double, so had that too. Oh, and he decided to trot four strides out from the biggest oxer on the course (just to check the dullness of my reactions, no doubt
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): I kept my cool, didn't panic and he popped it v sweetly and the ensuing upright on a long four strides. So in all I was pretty pleased with his first effort at this level.

XC: Nervous?
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Just a bit.
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He's done 3 PN so this was going to be a big enough question for him as even though I know he's bold and confident, you never know whether that will come through when they're a bit lacking mileage (feel free to slate me for rushing him but it's my [OH's] horse and destined for the hunting field, so he needs to be able to take some pressure
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). I needn't have worried - nor made four trips to the Portaloo and had half a bottle of calming stuff - as he was awesome.
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I was never going to chase him round so we just got a good rhythm, kept it and had a peach of a round: all the direct routes which included a bounce, trakehner, steps down to a skinny, decent water with skinny out, and a meaty corner at the end. Lots of pats and polos for the Chunky Monkey, although he said he'll be a lot less chunky soon if he keeps having to do that.
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I think the best thing about it was that even when I did a bit of polite setting-up for the more techy bits, he didn't hurl his quarters to the left and his head in the air and therefore was so much more rideable. Love him
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, never a thought of doing anything other than going forwards and was very similar in attitude to HH: slight pricking of the ears when it was something different, then back to floppy mode for the bog standard fences.

I rehydrated and got carbed up ready for the Big Brown Bus that is Jemima, IceStationZebra's bright bay Baydale clone. I haven't ridden her for 9 months apparently, and boy was she pleased to be out, in her inimitable big-bottomed, bouncy way (hark at me, "b"s aplenty now
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). She was quite sharp off the leg so bits of the test were me very softly clamping her to stop her doing a big black mama shimmy: bottom to the left, bottom to the right, and our last centre line was impressive - but only if you're Kanye West's girlfriend dancing to one of his tunes - although she did deign to give me a halt that was central....I was a bit worried the judge would think I was showing off and doing left and right travers before halting.
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37 wasn't a bad mark for our section and it looked better on the vid than it felt which is always a bonus.
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I then had a little interlude when 4yo Jupiter bounced me around the dressage warm-up (with white boots on, for effect
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) for half an hour going "wow, isn't this great fun?"
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Admittedly the last 10 mins where more beach donkey than racehorse, but that's the joy of young horses - they tire easily.
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Showjumping was much the same course as the novice so that saved any barmy, batty (for you, meardsall_millie
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) Baydale memory moments. Instead Jemima added her own, when the rustic oxer at 4 became a horse-eating monster and she felt obliged to save me from it, or dump me on it, I couldn't decide which, by stopping.
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Big pony club kicks and a smack seemed to persuade her that wasn't a wise move, but then she set off like an unguided missile (I was trying to "guide" her, honest), with some comedy turns and approaches, all at Warp Factor 5, taking a fence out on the way and getting 3 time faults too. That made me v grumpy.
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I decided to get us on the cross country sooner rather than later to use all my grumpiness to best effect, and her first spook at the warm-up fence used some of it, then her backing off the third fence, a palisade with a fake ditch, used up the rest.
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After than we were flying, Warp Factor 8 at least, and it was all hands on deck for steering as the Big Brown Bus at speed is like the QE2 without a rudder - I think she was enjoying herself but she's not one to get complacent on.
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ISZ and I had discussed tactics when we'd walked the course, and she was to take full responsibility for BBB's attitude to the water, but the other 18 fences were down to me.
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I needn't have worried as my motivational tactics at fence 3 had worked and she flew round, the only fly in the ointment being the turning right bits of the course, but I tried the MissDeSummer technique of one hand fixed on neck and the other pulling, which more or less worked. She was fab, even at the steps which ISZ wasn't sure about what she'd do, and obviously she was foot perfect at the water (ISZ is expert water schooler
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) and with a bit more steering I might have got round without the 1.6 time penalties.

I almost forgave her for the sj monster-avoidance moment after such a "purposeful" and brave xc round, and actually, after a glass of wine, (ISZ knows how to look after me
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) the incident became a dim and distant memory. Would love to offer you a glass of something now but I'm at work, so builders' tea and gingernuts is the best I can do - sorry to be such a disappointment.
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Oi you, you can stop pretending that you're 'down wit' the kids an' all that' and that you really know who Kanye West is... I know you're more Radio 2 material
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Marty's going to be a bit of a star, isn't he? I think he'll need some more eventing to get his belly off before cubbing though don't you? Awfully embarrassing turning up to the opening meet looking like someone's over-inflated you by mistake
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Phew I am exhausted - no wonder it took you all morning to write your report
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Well done, sounds like a pretty good run from everybody in the end.

I do hope Gamebird can think up an all 'B's reply for you...cos I cant
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Without wishing to upstage meardsall_millie, my percy pigs have had the desired effect....

Blistering barnstorming briefing, big bay boy bouncing and bootie bumping bus butt-tastic. Bet the dressage judge was shimmying in her seat to your centre line manoeuvres!

Poor Marty, first hills at Aske, now big fences (and a hill, IIRC) - he must be EXHAUSTED. If he can pull together a point or two, presumably that would make him an eventer who hunts, right?!?!
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Bloomin' brilliant, Baydale. Brickbats and bouquets for bludgeoning browbeaten babies (!) into burgeoning breadwinning beasts.
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LMAO off at you and the "Kanye West" bit
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Who is he anyway?
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So, another busy day for the Baydale bird (notice the B's there?) It's all so amusing, I love your reports
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Why was the Jup's not jumping?(it's ok, just reread what you wrote, I read it that he actually DID the dressage!
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) I am very much looking forward to looking at the photo's when they are ready, I'm imagining what BBB looks like but cannot tell you what image comes up!
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Bloomin' brilliant, Baydale. Brickbats and bouquets for bludgeoning browbeaten babies (!) into burgeoning breadwinning beasts.
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Don't encourage her Joss, she's such a show-off.
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Strange that all my Scottish education did for me was teach me spelling and times tables though.
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Gamebird I do hope when you used "you" and "over-inflated" you weren't dropping hints, as I've been a regular on my rowing machine lately.
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AutumnRose - Thank you. Marty doesn't care what he does as long as it involves being fed and not worked overly hard....hmmm, maybe I should break it to him gently?
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deskbound - steer clear of my posts when you get the low that follows the Percy Pigs high will you?
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OH and I are still in ongoing negotiations
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about the Marty/HH swap.

Marymoo, I did see you but you looked madly busy so I kept out of the way.
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wizoz, you'll be impressed when you see Jemima, she's very smart. And I know that everyone knows who Kanye West is, so stop teasing me.
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It was a good day for the chunky brown ponies!
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Marty will be only to pleased to be a hunting pony
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Its all the fun stuff without the stuff in the white boards
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Fab report though, as always
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Sorry, I did see you i think on Jupiter but 1) I'm not very good at saying Hi and 2) yes running round was a bit common!!
Or you come past when Talavera did
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two horses heads down not being held trying to swap between xc!!!
 
Well done Team Baydale! Another fun and educational day out by the sounds of it.

Deskbound - I was marshalling at a triathlon yesterday and saw an open packet of Percy Pigs on the floor as I wandered through the transition area (trying to soothe panicked first-timers). I must admit there was no-one around and I was tempted... But I've cracked my sugar habit at the moment and I resisted!!
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KatB - Marty can be a hunting pony if he wants but his manners need some work if any more Baydale bum on road/in ditch moments are to be avoided.
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Marymoo, I decided as you were concentrating doing stressage that Jupiter and I literally bumping into you might not be that welcome.
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anakin - someone should tell deskbound that Percy Pigs are sooooo last season
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, and Haribo Strawbs or Cherries are en vogue.

BuckingHorse - you're welcome. If ISZ would pull her finger out and get the photo scanned then we could all admire her loveliness
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(Jemima's, not ISZ's, although obviously she's lovely too.......whew, think I got away with that
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Kanye's - love it !
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I now have visions of you walking round an event with those funny stripey sunglasses that he wears and bright yellow trainers! I *knew* you were off clubbing when I saw you Friday night!!
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Well done for yesterday - and big thanks. I know it wasn't easy - you just make it look that way!
 
See I didn't know that Kanye wears stripey sunglasses and bright yellow trainers, so you are definitely down wit the kids. And whoever you saw on Friday night wasn't me, just some other old bird who dresses in the mutton as lamb stylie.
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Yep, Jemima and I did that special move sj just to show how easy it was when in fact it's very skilful, hence why not many other ponies did it.
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And I know that everyone knows who Kanye West is, so stop teasing me.
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Presumably he's Helen West's brother?
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Prefer Black-Eyed Peas myself
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Anyway, what's wrong with a bit of Michael Jackson? You should be pleased Jemima wasn't practising her moonwalk at any rate
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Well done, anyway, great report and very pleasing day at the office
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I think I may have to contribute to Team Baydale by locating some of the aforementioned "Shutter Aviators" as espoused by Mr. West in a kermit-shade of green and dispatching them to the wilds of Lincolnshire. You'd scare all the locals....
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But you can't knock pigs
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. Although I had a friends pack, with few pigs in. D'you think Percy is being bullied by the sheep?!?! FWIW Anakin, you're a better person than me *hangs head in shame at inability to control sugar cravings*
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Obviously TD, if you call one of your children Helen then her big/little brother is going to be called something run of the mill like Kanye.
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I'm not a fan of pulses, although I will tolerate kidney beans in chilli.
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And Marty needs to moonwalk in his medium trot.
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All very random this,
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and then deskbound adds her E-number-fuelled stuff about Shutter Aviators (I'm a RayBan Aviator girl), me scaring the locals (I already do that, thanks to OH referring to me as Nazi Nicky) and then rambling on about sheep and pigs bullying each other (that's just plain silly).
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Not one mention of a horse, I notice.
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Arggghhhhhhh!!!!!!

You made me sit down to read it!
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Even though I am supposed to have left work and should, according to my schedule, be pushing a trolley round ASDA in an attempt to sock up for this week!

Brilliant as always - Well done Team Baydale!

PS MoRon jumped in with the mares again
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Arggghhhhhhh!!!!!!

You made me sit down to read it!
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Even though I am supposed to have left work and should, according to my schedule, be pushing a trolley round ASDA in an attempt to sock up for this week!

Brilliant as always - Well done Team Baydale!

PS MoRon jumped in with the mares again
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When do you want him?

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You have a schedule, Worried1?
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And a trip to Asda to buy socks? Have you been eating Percy Pigs too?
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Will swap you MoRon for Myrtle the Tyrtle soon, as she does a nice line in floaty trotting but has never even thought about jumping out, useless fat moose that she is.
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Marty's turning into a bit of a star definitely!!!

Where are all the pics (no excuses if ISZ was there)

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I told her she couldn't post the ones that made my bum look big, hence no photos.
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Your bum wouldn't look big if you bunged a blown up balloon down your breeches
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See I have finally got my alliterative brain cell working.

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Some very nice choices of words in there BD - well done!

I love Chunky-Monkey-Smarty-Marty. What a cute little (?) pony to jump round a Novice track at his age. Not sure your OH is going to get him back whether he's supposed to be a hunter or not!
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I know BBB made you work (which was nice to see as it's usually you inflicting the pain on everyone else
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) but she still made a good job of it all. Good job Buckminster is mainly a left-handed course eh?!
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