Sugarplum Furry
Well-Known Member
Argh. Aaarrrgh!!!!! There's a dopey woman who's taken over my one day a week at the local charity shop (bear with me, this is a horsey rant) because I can't do the shift any more due to having to much to do at the yard. So dopey woman, having got wind of me having horses, has asked if she can come to the yard to give my horses a cuddle. Well, no, is the answer to that. It was a polite no, I explained, several times, that apart from the horses are living out, are covered in mud, I've one extremely poorly at the moment and is quite likely to be PTS, I don't want to be responsible for her safety at the yard, the fact is they don't LIKE cuddles. They aren't cuddly. They are horses, not fluffy kittens.
OMG she is SO persistent. She's a dog whisperer (she says), and she's galloped arab horses all round Africa (poor things). The answer is still no. She's now taken to ambushing me every time I walk past the charity shop, I live next door to it so can't be avoided. Yesterday she leapt out of the doorway waving a pair of wellies, and when the answer was no yet again, she did this pathetic pleading thing, little paws under her chin and fluttering her eyelashes like Puss in Boots from Shrek. Not cute, funny or clever, she's a grown woman FFS and, riders, I was sorely tempted to batter her to a pulp with her own wellies. When she's not being Puss in Boots she's generally very bouncy and squeaky and honestly not the sort of person I want around my horses. Ever. Ever ever ever.
Thanks, just needed to get that off my chest.
OMG she is SO persistent. She's a dog whisperer (she says), and she's galloped arab horses all round Africa (poor things). The answer is still no. She's now taken to ambushing me every time I walk past the charity shop, I live next door to it so can't be avoided. Yesterday she leapt out of the doorway waving a pair of wellies, and when the answer was no yet again, she did this pathetic pleading thing, little paws under her chin and fluttering her eyelashes like Puss in Boots from Shrek. Not cute, funny or clever, she's a grown woman FFS and, riders, I was sorely tempted to batter her to a pulp with her own wellies. When she's not being Puss in Boots she's generally very bouncy and squeaky and honestly not the sort of person I want around my horses. Ever. Ever ever ever.
Thanks, just needed to get that off my chest.