MiJodsR2BlinkinTite
Well-Known Member
At the extreme risk of being banned:-
But just some ideas.........
Best thing would be to convert to a minority religion, and say the "stable" will actually used for your "minority" place of worship, and if they desecrate it then that's discriminatory against you and you'll go to the European Court of Human Rights.
OR you or OH could join the Magic Handshake Club and do it that way; a time-honoured way of getting special privileges with authority of various kinds. Never fails IME.
OR you could do what's done everywhere else and just grease the hands of the local council and then everything will be OK; it goes on everywhere else who wot the hell?
OR (just another idea), shack up with horsey, OH, and whoever you can get to join you, in said stable and claim that you're an ethnic minority of a certain type and that if you have to remove it in 5 years time then again you'll go to the European Court. Better still get yourself with child coz then if you are chucked out and re-housed you'll get straight to the top of the housing list.
Anyway, just some ideas ...........
But just some ideas.........
Best thing would be to convert to a minority religion, and say the "stable" will actually used for your "minority" place of worship, and if they desecrate it then that's discriminatory against you and you'll go to the European Court of Human Rights.
OR you or OH could join the Magic Handshake Club and do it that way; a time-honoured way of getting special privileges with authority of various kinds. Never fails IME.
OR you could do what's done everywhere else and just grease the hands of the local council and then everything will be OK; it goes on everywhere else who wot the hell?
OR (just another idea), shack up with horsey, OH, and whoever you can get to join you, in said stable and claim that you're an ethnic minority of a certain type and that if you have to remove it in 5 years time then again you'll go to the European Court. Better still get yourself with child coz then if you are chucked out and re-housed you'll get straight to the top of the housing list.
Anyway, just some ideas ...........