Caption Contest ?

[Elf On A Shelf]

The Racing Post used this particular picture of Hank in one of their articles yesterday. His first time over the water jump where he just didn't quite understand it ? to watch he went to jump normally just at the take off stride he spotted the water and just leapt in the air off of all fours, catapulted over and landed like a spider on all for feet at once before scampering away ? this captures the moment of suspension with all 4 legs in the "ping" position perfectly ?

 

[Lulwind]

SPIDER!!!!!!!!

 

[[153312]]

The floor is LAVA

 

[little_critter]

Just checking you’re awake

 

[Cowpony]

Auditioning to be Santa's new reindeer

 

[Baywonder]

Oh my god.... it's a THINGY!!!!!!!?

 

[Velcrobum]

This is my Zebedee move...........

 

[Cowpony]

Eek! It's a PUDDLE!!!!!

 

[Gingerwitch]

"Boing" said hank

 

[thefarsideofthefield]

" Stop going ' Wheeee ! ' every time we go over a fence . "
" Okay . How about ' Yeehah ' ? "
" NO ! "

 

[McFluff]

Must. Keep. Feet. Dryyyyyyy.

 

[Merry neddy man]

I'm practicing for when ELF rides me out later in the week.

 

[Elf On A Shelf]

I'm practicing for when ELF rides me out later in the week.

I'm sorry I read that completely out of context of the thread and it sounded so, so, so very wrong in my head ?????????

 

[GreyMane]

Racecourse "bouncy castle" trials hailed a great success ?

 

[Merry neddy man]

I'm sorry I read that completely out of context of the thread and it sounded so, so, so very wrong in my head ?????????

Mmmmmmm, yes not worded carefully, glad you later realised how it was meant to be.

 

[thefarsideofthefield]

As Hank looked down at the broiling crocodile infested waters far , far below , he suddenly realised that this was no ordinary race .This was another one of Elfs bl**dy dreams . Dear god ! What was coming next ?

 

[Snow Falcon]

Tuck jump, next one Straddle.

 

[Cloball]

"a mouse!"
"Usually bombproof, Hank was convinced that particular blade of grass was out to get him"

 

[Elf On A Shelf]

As Hank looked down at the broiling crocodile infested waters far , far below , he suddenly realised that this was no ordinary race .This was another one of Elfs bl**dy dreams . Dear god ! What was coming next ?

?????

 

[TwyfordM]

No caption -

Reindeer antlers for horse and Santa hat for jockey ??

 

[Annagain]

Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be..... a frog.

Only people of a certain age will get that.

 

[Birker2020]

"Snorkel needed"

 

[J&S]

"I'll do it MY way!"