captions please

[Battyoldbint]

can i have some captions to this pic please, must say horse is a gentleman and this is just for fun

 

[Pinkwellies2]

Not very funny but the first thing that springs to mind is
"I can see right up your nose"

 

[charlie55]

I havent got a caption sorry but how big is he? He is lovely!!!

 

[Battyoldbint]

hes 18 hands and fingers crossed hes my grandaughter loan horse

 

[SONIC1704]

Typical not a polo insight and she says she loves me

lol

He is a very gorgeous man

 

[f_s_]

"Then I said,if you do it like this"

"oh! I see your point"

 

[Cliqmo]

"Hmm... she's small, she's friendly and yet somehow I just KNOW she's going to be the boss...

or

"When you're QUITE finished oggling my bulging muscles and gleaming coat THIS HORSE IS READY TO ROLL!"

 

[Hovis_and_SidsMum]

"you want me to do WHAT?!! How the heck do i put my left arm in or out? And what hell is an okey kokey? Can i eat it?!"

 

[Sarah1]

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here..." ala Travis Bickle, Taxi Driver

 

[Apercrumbie]

"I'm bigger than you and my nose is prettier. Here, take a look..."

 

[merlinsquest]

One, two, three...................... SNOT ROOOOOOOKET!!!

 

[Vizslak]

'um....did someone say something?'
or
'do you have a step ladder... or would you like me to get on my knees again?'
or
'now I cant imagine you and me ever seeing eye to eye you know.'

 

[Mungali]

That's the last time I let you try out your new colour of lipstick on me

 

[charlie55]

Aww i want him x

 

[Tiffany]

Here's looking at you kid
or
You'll need more then a mounting block to get on me

or
Go on then, tell me - what's up my nose?
or
You are giving me a complex staring like that

or
Look away now or else you are in BIG trouble blondie