Cayla's Dirty Little Secret!

I can guarantee good health for atleast 6 months , I have had the mother for 6 months and she has never had nay health problems so the puppies wont either, the dog I used died of heart failure but it the mother genes that matter in the health stakes so don't worry.
I listened to the puppies hearts through a cardboard tubes left over from the tin foil and it sounded fine.


Fantastic! What a bargain because all health issues will likely show up within the first six months anyway!

Now, the only issue remaining I have is that I just can't have four dogs in the house, that's way too many. Do you know anywhere that will take one of my beagles off my hands to make way for my designer Chinug? At 7 the beagles are getting a bit now anyway ...
 
Fantastic! What a bargain because all health issues will likely show up within the first six months anyway!

Now, the only issue remaining I have is that I just can't have four dogs in the house, that's way too many. Do you know anywhere that will take one of my beagles off my hands to make way for my designer Chinug? At 7 the beagles are getting a bit now anyway ...

I will take part X for an un neutered beagle, then I can create a new designer breed, otherwise just put it on Gum/dum tree or Oodle:D
 
I can guarantee good health for atleast 6 months , I have had the mother for 6 months and she has never had nay health problems so the puppies wont either, the dog I used died of heart failure but it the mother genes that matter in the health stakes so don't worry.
I listened to the puppies hearts through a cardboard tubes left over from the tin foil and it sounded fine.

God, you are SO silly-don't you know to use the cardboard from the clingfilm? Honestly, I was totally relying on your breeding and health checking advice and now I feel I will have to go elsewhere for my new spackadoodyloodles.:(
 
God, you are SO silly-don't you know to use the cardboard from the clingfilm? Honestly, I was totally relying on your breeding and health checking advice and now I feel I will have to go elsewhere for my new spackadoodyloodles.:(



Sorry:( if you are willing to put a deposit down for a spazzerchi, I will listen through a cling film tube, and I will use my good ear, as one is completely swollen to oblivion with a horrid infection, so will use the less gammy ear, I watched for a while and the beats looks normal to me, better than any song I ever heard:D
 
Well I dont know what breeds make up a spackadoodyloodle but can I have one too please
Haha

Oh my, you don't know much, do you?! It looks like this, of course!

another-ugly-dog.jpg
 
I saw a cute dog a while ago, the owner said that one was Italian, it looked like a miniature whippet, do you sell any?? Like a dwarf whippet? I'd like a brother and a sister so I can start a breeding stud!
 
I will take part X for an un neutered beagle, then I can create a new designer breed, otherwise just put it on Gum/dum tree or Oodle:D


See, I told my OH we should get an un neutered beagle and not the one we have. He said that it didn't matter because no-one would ever want to breed from a half-puggle ...

Not to worry though, I've popped both beagles on craigslist in the "barter" section and hope to exchange them for a designer handbag or two to carry my Chinug around in ...

:D
 
LOL - it was indeed a joke of course but I am 100% certain that some of the people who ask me whether they are "mini greyhounds" or "dwarf greyhounds" (Yes it has happened!!), when I reply that they are actually Italian greyhounds, go away in the belief that 'Italian' is an adjective referring to the country of birth of THAT particular dog, rather than the breed :D
 
LOL - it was indeed a joke of course but I am 100% certain that some of the people who ask me whether they are "mini greyhounds" or "dwarf greyhounds" (Yes it has happened!!), when I reply that they are actually Italian greyhounds, go away in the belief that 'Italian' is an adjective referring to the country of birth of THAT particular dog, rather than the breed :D

And that they have somehow been stunted by being born there?! Too funny!
 
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