CC on my first ever clip please!

The trouble is, I'm beyond hope - I know I'm a git and it's not a misrepresentation of myself by accident of how I post.

This made me giggle.

Fair enough, just had to stick up for her- I don't really like commenting on what I think people are like, based upon their forum persona. However, if you willingly accept that you are a git, then I will bear that in mind in the future, and admit that I too can have git-ly (gittish?) tendencies.
 
I never comment much on these sorts of threads but I wanted to say that taking the mickey out of people whether it's for their first clipping attempt (that looks fine by the way) or for "bigging themselves up" does nothing but reflect badly on you.

We all have to deal with people like this - I work in academia and the number of mini Einstein wannabe's drives you mad - the best way to deal with it is to smile inwardly and think 'they'll soon learn just how little they know'. Making sarcastic comments is just mean and makes you look insecure.
 
This made me giggle.

Fair enough, just had to stick up for her- I don't really like commenting on what I think people are like, based upon their forum persona. However, if you willingly accept that you are a git, then I will bear that in mind in the future, and admit that I too can have git-ly (gittish?) tendencies.

I went for git because I thought that all the alternatives which better suit my personality would get me banned :eek: :D

I wouldn't comment on what I actually thought someone was like - I would NEVER have posted my first comment about her if I had thought she intended it to come across that way. I will comment if I think someone is inadvertantly presenting themselves in a bad light as if I've noticed other people probably have too and are judging them - and I think it's only fair to give them a heads up, if you know what I mean? Maybe it's just a further manifestation of my gittish (like that one) tendancies :D
 
We all have to deal with people like this - I work in academia and the number of mini Einstein wannabe's drives you mad - the best way to deal with it is to smile inwardly and think 'they'll soon learn just how little they know'.

The sad fact is, I also work in academia and know a lot of jumped up ******s who think they're god's gift to science. Sadly, in my experience, most of them get away with it - in fact, it seems positively desirable in some fields :mad:
 
I wasn't thinking verbal diarrhoea either! :eek: :D

JFTD and Abb123 - only difference between academia and the business world is the pinstripe suits, there are d*cks everywhere :mad: ;) :D
 
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Well done, I think it looks okay for your first clip.

Practice makes perfect!!!

Maybe go for a different clip next time to suit your horse abit better, but I think you've done a good job. :)
 
I never comment much on these sorts of threads but I wanted to say that taking the mickey out of people whether it's for their first clipping attempt (that looks fine by the way) or for "bigging themselves up" does nothing but reflect badly on you.

We all have to deal with people like this - I work in academia and the number of mini Einstein wannabe's drives you mad - the best way to deal with it is to smile inwardly and think 'they'll soon learn just how little they know'. Making sarcastic comments is just mean and makes you look insecure.

As JFTD has already stated there may be hope for Annielusian:rolleyes: we can be harsh at times, but we can also be quite supportive. What I am have said to Annie is the following. That she has posted in an extremely childish way on another thread, which caused got a lot of peoples backs up, she then went on to post in a far more consise, factual and mature manner, and the respect given to her was very noticable from all. Annie doesn't have to 'big herself up' because she does have a lot of nice qualities and tallents. I like to take at face value and I do not tolerate preening peacocks very well, Not that she was in anyway on the scale of a preening peacock, but just when everyone had stopped and doffed their caps to her for presenting herself in a mature manner, I think she just made everyone feel a bit:rolleyes::rolleyes:, typical annielusian :D and actually, for all we may be:eek::eek:at some of her posts, I think she is growing on us. I for one have also said to her that she is passionate, enthusiastic and dedicated, she may have a lot to learn, but I can certainly see her doing it.

Now people who judge, and people in the academia, thats what really gets my goat... Just look at JTFD for example:rolleyes::D:D:D
 
I was thinking verbal diarrhoea either! :eek: :D

JFTD and Abb123 - only difference between academia and the business world is the pinstripe suits, there are d*cks everywhere :mad: ;) :D

And don't even get me started on the horsey world:D

Anyone noticed how JFTD has hijacked yet another thread?:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Isn't it time for this yet...

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Now people who judge, and people in the academia, thats what really gets my goat... Just look at JTFD for example:rolleyes::D:D:D

:D I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not :D


rhino, I will have to clean my computer screen if you keep posting things like that :eek: HHO is currently a lovely orangey shade of splattered irn bru :D

Stencilface, I totally agree - I don't like anyone, academia, business, internet :p they're all dicks!


QB, stop it - the more publicity you give him, the more chance someone will buy him before I can :eek: I was watching the Sylvia Loch demo at YHL and the horse used was an Andalusian stallion. All I could think was that this little lad could end up like a little mini-me version with added highland charm :D
 
Practice makes perfect OP. I had a professional clipper take a wart clesan off my pony as she couldn't see it! Luckily the pony never worried about it!

I agree with trying to do lines in one go, they will look much better, and never mind if they don't match each side as you can't see them all at once!

One tip I have is to use a lipstick type concealer to draw your lines on, it stays in place better than chalk and rubs off easily after!
 
You need someone to pull the front legs up for you so you can get underneath easier, I tend not to bother too much in that area and just do what I can without nicking.

Your clip doesn't look that bad for a first time, my farrier asked me if I had done my first time blindfolded :D

This is how mark mine out, others have different tips as well, finished article at end of vid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74WEY2JK6ps

That youtube vid really made me hoot for some reason , I'm not sure if paddy would like me waving a pole around beside him , but it worked really well.:p

Of course less constructive posters could use their broomsticks..:D
 
Its not very good is it?

Witch ;)

You should have seen my first one, as a WP I was presented with a cob and told to do a Irish clip (a what?!!! :eek:) and left to get on with it. I made such a cock up the poor beast ended up being clipped right out.

Practise makes perfect, it is quite difficult to get enough practise if you only have one horse to do. Reading and watching people do it is one thing, actually doing it yourself is another, you'll get there. I absolutely love clipping I wish I could clip mine now.

One of the best tips I was ever given was "give yourself room to tidy up" so make your clip a few inches lower than you need so that you can correct yourself and straighten lines without ending up with a trace that turns into a high blanket. Also, remember that aparrt from the front and back of the horse no-one can see both sides at the same time, so you can get away with faintly unlevel lines.

Anything I would say has probably already been said. The great thing about clips is that they do grow out in the end :) and quarter sheets are excellent for hiding a multitude of sins if you really mess up ;)
 
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Im not going to CC as i dont clip as i am allergic to horse hair but i am going to say this...


















whilst you are reading this i have stolen your poor pony and they are keeping Dee company :D
 
What's the difference between a bad clip and a good clip?







A couple of weeks:D

As I last did my two a couple of weeks ago I guess it's about time to go and see if I can do better this time.

At the end of the day for most of us the reason for clipping is to make it easier to keep the horse comfortable.
 
I can certainly tell the ones who have bad experiences in the past. It just makes me cross as there is no reason why you would nick a horse when you do it properly. If you dont know how to clip ask someone else, pay your instructor to show you how. Thats how i learnt when i was a teenager. I certainly have never nicked a horse when clipping and would be mortified if i did.

Tosh. If I sent you BH to clip you'd think for all the world he'd been cut to ribbons by the clippers but I can assure he hasn't ever had even the smallest nick (I am the only person that has ever clipped him in his whole life so am damn sure of it!).

I used to clip 20 odd horses a year and I have nicked a couple of the more fidgety ones. I think sometimes it's unavoidable.. All they have to do is move the wrong way and you can't do anything about it. In fairness I was clipping fit young racehorses, they aren't always the most willing subjects!

I nicked my old mare once, I felt awful, totally my own fault. I was trying to clip her chest in not very good light and made a mistake (shoot me, I'm human). Do you know how much she cared? Not one jot. She didn't even flinch and she was as easy to clip the next time as she'd always been.

OP, I think for a first attempt you've done well. I read this thread backwards and by the time I got to the photos I was expecting something truly hideous. When I saw them I couldn't believe all the kerfuffle! I must have lower standards than most because I'd happily go out to a show with your clip :)

And JFTD, sheep, Rhino and QueenBee- you are all so naughty. How does every thread you're involved in get so side tracked. Tsk tsk children! :p :D
 
My first clip photo had a similar response :D its not very helpful to nick the horse BUT you've learnt the lesson and I'm sure it wont happen again :)

For the record, Lionmans comment made my lol, she's just stating the obvious - it isn't very good but it can be improved on and for a first clip I think it's expected really.

As for you Mildred, you made me splurt my tea! :D
 
Practice makes perfect OP. I had a professional clipper take a wart clesan off my pony as she couldn't see it! Luckily the pony never worried about it!

I agree with trying to do lines in one go, they will look much better, and never mind if they don't match each side as you can't see them all at once!

One tip I have is to use a lipstick type concealer to draw your lines on, it stays in place better than chalk and rubs off easily after!

thats a really useful tip :D I tend not to use chalk because I generally clip all out but if I wasn't and it was a particularly bouncy little pony I probably would mark it out, loving that tip :D
 
Tosh. If I sent you BH to clip you'd think for all the world he'd been cut to ribbons by the clippers but I can assure he hasn't ever had even the smallest nick (I am the only person that has ever clipped him in his whole life so am damn sure of it!).

I used to clip 20 odd horses a year and I have nicked a couple of the more fidgety ones. I think sometimes it's unavoidable.. All they have to do is move the wrong way and you can't do anything about it. In fairness I was clipping fit young racehorses, they aren't always the most willing subjects!

I nicked my old mare once, I felt awful, totally my own fault. I was trying to clip her chest in not very good light and made a mistake (shoot me, I'm human). Do you know how much she cared? Not one jot. She didn't even flinch and she was as easy to clip the next time as she'd always been.

Wicked and cruel woman:p:p we should call you sweeny todd :D
OP, I think for a first attempt you've done well. I read this thread backwards and by the time I got to the photos I was expecting something truly hideous. When I saw them I couldn't believe all the kerfuffle! I must have lower standards than most because I'd happily go out to a show with your clip :)
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And JFTD, sheep, Rhino and QueenBee- you are all so naughty. How does every thread you're involved in get so side tracked. Tsk tsk children! :p :D

What can we say... as with clipping... practice makes perfect:D:p
 
Hauling the thread back to the original (ish) subject - :)

how do the clipping experts deal with a serial 'twitcher'?
One of my mares twitches uncontrollably on her shoulders and tops of legs...last time I clipped her she ended up with her legs clipped right off because leaving them on made her look as if she was wearing godawful raggedy thigh boots - and I hate, hate, hate not to have tidy legs.

Out of curiosity, what clip would people say would suit the OP's horse best then?
 
Hauling the thread back to the original (ish) subject - :)

how do the clipping experts deal with a serial 'twitcher'?
One of my mares twitches uncontrollably on her shoulders and tops of legs...last time I clipped her she ended up with her legs clipped right off because leaving them on made her look as if she was wearing godawful raggedy thigh boots - and I hate, hate, hate not to have tidy legs.

Out of curiosity, what clip would people say would suit the OP's horse best then?

A trace clip would look smart. :eek:
 
A trace clip would look smart. :eek:

Yes, I was thinking a Trace, or even a blanket but only if you could take the whole face off (that sounds wierd!) at leat with a trace there is the opportunity to do a half face clip and leave it at that, and it will look 'right' with a Trace. The trace and the blanket would give the op the chance to make ethels bum look a bit more substantial with the use of that clip too. Although for me, I like to just whip off the whole lot and add a rug:rolleyes: nice sharp lines on the legs and above the tail and let the wind blow free :D:D:eek:
 
A trace clip would look smart. :eek:

:) Aha...can of worms creaking open here...smart versus practical or maybe that should be necessary ;)

Smart is a bonus. Practical is sensible.

My daughter's welshies used to be clipped right out, heads to toes first clip purely because they looked so damn silly with 2" of fluff on their legs. Doing that wasn't exactly necessary :)

I mean how many horses really need a full clip because they sweat like a navvy all over? Mine all got clipped right out, some needed it, some didn't.
 
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I actually think she chose a very good clip. These are my reasons

1) it has left enough hair on for warmth. The horse is a TB and if I remember correctly is hard to keep weight on so I wouldn't want much more off than that

2) it is one of the easier lines to clip so for a first try it is easy for the clipper and therefore quicker and less horrific for the horse.

3) I think (although I would move the lines a little bit) that this sort of 'almost a chaser' is quite flattering for most horses. Although the appearance is really rather irrelevant.

Clips are not for looking posh, they are done with the welfare of the horse in mind. So well done OP, a very good choice IMHO.
 
Sorry, much as it pains me to say, I do agree with Lionman. The clip is not very good however that's not really that important, it's only aesthetics. One thing that I don't think anyone has commented on (so I'm now left wondering if this is just something that I have a bugbear about) is the fact that the clip line on the shoulder area is going to have the saddle half and half on clipped and unclipped areas. I do not like this. Whichever clip I choose to use must always be either one thing or the other. The saddle wholly lies on either an unclipped or clipped area not both. Never have I nicked a horse as I always stretch the area so the skin lies flush. I also do this for twitchy horses (Enfys :)) and if necessary will hold the skin taught for every line.
 
between the front legs is always where novice clippers nick horses. The trick is not to press down with the clippers, especially there. Almost hover with the clippers so they only just touch the skin. There are loads of wrincles there that can get inbetween the blades and some quite nasty wounds can result if you are not careful.
 
Not always possible I hardly ever have any one around to hold legs forward

what i do is use my left leg put it round the inside of my geldings leg and push my leg back thus pushing his leg forward and up. cant hold the pose for long but long enough

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Thats what I do....it works well enough when you've no-one to help out.

3 of mine have been good to clip....I really need to do t'fluffy arab but I'm building up to that:eek:

OP....not bad for a first attempt - I did a full clip for my first go because I wasn't confident at attempting lines so you're braver than me there:) However- I cocked up on the back legs and somehow managed to make him look like he was wearing stockings:o tad embarrassing for a few weeks but hey- it grew out.:D
 
its not bad at all for a first clip. With your lines, dont do it it in small bits, do it in one or two swoops! that will keep it straight! I clip as an extra earner but im by no means a professional! i just get on with it. I did a blanket clip on a newforest the other day and i havnt done a blanket in ages and it came out all right!
 
:) Aha...can of worms creaking open here...smart versus practical or maybe that should be necessary ;)

Smart is a bonus. Practical is sensible.

My daughter's welshies used to be clipped right out, heads to toes first clip purely because they looked so damn silly with 2" of fluff on their legs. Doing that wasn't exactly necessary :)

I mean how many horses really need a full clip because they sweat like a navvy all over? Mine all got clipped right out, some needed it, some didn't.

Smart is always a bonus, but for me it is all about practicality, I am a minimal fuss girl when it comes to grooming, I hate scurf and mud :( what I hate more is a horse that sweats and then you have the age old dilemma of sponging the sweat out so they can dry with cold water or leaving it dry (takes longer) and brushing it out. Ebs has a thin coat but after a 1 hr hack with mainly walk and a little bit of trot and canter and a very long 'cool down' walk back she was soaked :mad: girth, saddle, bum cheeks, chest and neck. She always sweats up and I hate it with a vengence. I would far rather hack it all off, saddle patch included, pop a nice numnah on when ridden and a lovely thick rug on for turnout and stabling, far easier to groom, for her to keep cool. We only ride twice a week and will be lunging 3 x in sand school from this week on, but its the way I do things. practicality has to be practical for me and for her. Full clip for mine every time if they are to be ridden over the winter.
 
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