celebs on hho?

The_angel_littlelegs said:
Yes, can do water into wine. Although I try & remember not too, my horse has been breathalysed & charged with 'drunk in charge of jockey' once too many times. And much as my fellow liveries love the free feed I magic up, they get a bit annoyed at having hungover horses every morning. And red wine stains after you've bathed your grey are pants!
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That "curing the lame" thing must be handy as well.
 
The_angel_littlelegs said:
Thanks fiona, my experience with horses comes from riding a donkey before I was even born.
I suspect you are just jealous mythical, after all I buy a leaf of hay & one of straw & feed 5000 horses from them.
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Riding a donkey before you were born....hmmm.....?

Jesus, YOU ARE CARL HESTER AND I CLAIM MY FIVE POUNDS!!

Wait.....OMG, CARL HESTER IS THE MESSIAH!!!!!!!
I, Mary King must transfer to pure dressage immediately. It's clearly the one true right and only way!!!


...or are you Lee Pearson? In which case, you can keep your prophecy and I'm sticking to eventing.
 
Tiff Needell is the idiot off 5th Gear (worlds worst programme.)

I love Jeremy Clarkson!!! He's funny..
Was he really on here or was it a joke? :confused::o
 
I don't know any famous people. But on a few forums a few years ago I collected useful people, knew lawyers etc in most countries and would catch up with them on travels :) also met up with one delusional nutter! Did a skydive with someone off a forum too :)
 
I've got to be honest, I'm Jodie Marsh, and yes I did say that Jordan is a terrible rider. She needs to go galloping over jumps to be a proper rider :D
 
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