Chain Letter & Pyramid Scheme in one!

Fiagai

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Chain Letter & Pyramid Scheme in one!


Dear Horse Owner:

Is your horse spooky, hard to handle or always wants to do his / her own thing? During a ride out, does your horse forget everything he was bred to do?

Well, this simple chain letter is meant to bring relief and happiness to you.

Unlike most chain letters, it wont cost you a cent (except for postage See below*).


  • Simply send a copy to six other horse owners who are dissatisfied with the way that their horse is behaving.


  • Also, bundle up your horse and send him/her to the horse owner at the top of list, and add your name to the bottom of the list.

  • Please do not use a return address or the post office may try to contact you.

In one week you should receive approx. 16,436 horses, and at least one of them should be suitable

Have faith in this. Do not break the chain. One unlucky owner broke the chain and got his own horse back!

Good luck!

Please Note:
No horses were hurt for the purposes of this letter.
The author does not promote either Chain Letters or Pyramid Schemes but hey anything is worth a try.

* Average postage costs for a 0.5 ton horse will amount to £4,654.91 surface mail. Air Mail will be more expensive....
 
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