Cheeky/ridiculous posts you see on Facebook.

[Cloball]

Having been to UB the most challenging part was the train trip to London

 

[Titchy Pony]

That's quite a list of requirements! A confidence giving schoolmaster that can jump up to 1m20 would be worth it's weight in gold, I couldn't imagine many people wanting to lend one out for free to a random person on the internet. If I had one, the only possible reason I can think of to do so would be if I had a longish illness / injury / pregnancy, and it still wouldn't be going out of my sight!
Oh, and I really couldn't care less what brand the jumps were!

 

[KikiDee]

Also in the "I want a £20-£30k horse for free please and I don't understand why no-one will give me one" club....

 

[Cloball]

Perhaps it wouldn't be so soul destroying if teen hadn't been told she deserves a 30k horse for free.

 

[maya2008]

In my experience of loaning and seeing people look for loan horses, there’s even less sane people in that group than there are in the usual horse buying market. There are some really fantastic homes - but 90% just want a cheap horse or a temporary horse or one they can ruin without paying the eventual vet bill. The first of those means they often cannot afford decent care. The second leaves a sad horse who bonds and then is given back. The third is the worst - returning with injuries and/or ruined schooling and handling. It’s like a world of two extremes!

 

[Peglo]

Also if you’re experienced why wouldn’t you consider an exracer if it fit every other criteria on the long list?