Cheers buddy!

[Auslander]

I've been on a mission to make Alf respectable. He has had his mane and tail done, his legs clipped, and he was strapped properly both yesterday and this morning. This is how he repays me.

I give up. Filthy Irish bog-donkey...

 

[Emsarr]

At least it's dry mud!

 

[Harlequin_]

''Thanks Mom!''

 

[Auslander]

At least it's dry mud!

I guess! It's still ground into all the bits that I carefully strapped the dirt/grease out of though. We are not amused.

He is sickeningly smug - trotted across the field to show me what he'd done.

 

[Emsarr]

I guess! It's still ground into all the bits that I carefully strapped the dirt/grease out of though. We are not amused.

He is sickeningly smug - trotted across the field to show me what he'd done.

He does look happy with himself, I must say!

 

[Auslander]

He does look happy with himself, I must say!

I am very tempted to hose the mud off! That'll wipe the smug grin off his face!

 

[Cortez]

But.....horses hate being clean; didn't you know?

 

[lawa]

Pressure Washer?

 

[Turitea]

Don't be so harsh, he has spared mane and tail.

 

[Auslander]

But.....horses hate being clean; didn't you know?

True!

I still can't figure out where he found mud

 

[Gloi]

I was wondering how mine got wet mud on him in a dry field, Then I found out He was having a big wee and rolling in the wet patch. Horrible pony.

 

[Shady]

ungrateful sod!!
look on the bright side though, at least you haven't got far to go to clean him again... and again....
and maybe next time you can catch him at it and run out screaming like a mad woman and divert him before he rolls, unless he's like mine and goes to the furthest point out of view, the miserable beast xx

 

[Auslander]

Update. I brushed all the mud off about an hour ago. The git has only gone and bloody well rolled again!