Cleaned his man bits today, went for a ride, and.....

[Shysmum]

stupidly didn't wrap the MINGING cotton wool crud up before i put it in my bin. It was a bad session, too.

When we got back, I found that the dogs had got the whole lot out (not mine, the yard dogs), and all that was left was chewed cotton wool everywhere. My poor YO (an elderley lady) had collected some up - I asked her to wash her hands straight away. She asked me what it was all about as she's only ever had mares

Oh well.

 

[Goldenstar]

stupidly didn't wrap the MINGING cotton wool crud up before i put it in my bin. It was a bad session, too.

The dogs had got the whole lot out (not mine, the yard dogs), and all that was left was chewed cotton wool everywhere. My poor YO (an elderley lady) had collected some up - I asked her to wash her hands straight away. She asked me what it was all about as she's only ever had mares

Oh well.

Oh no ....... Gross.

 

[Shysmum]

Yup. I guess it was recycling, natures way ?? Very embarrassing though. especially explaining about smegma and beans..

 

[Lambkins]

Yuck .. I was just a little bit sick in my mouth after reading that :/

 

[Goldenstar]

Yup. I guess it was recycling, natures way ?? Very embarrassing though. especially explaining about smegma and beans..

Well it does not beat the poor young man who walked into our barn to find three women scrubbing scabs off the willy of a heavily sedated horse .
The funniest thing was that it was not until after he had hastily left that we worked out why he looked embrasssed and left in a hurry.

 

[Shysmum]

ooops, sorry !

GS - I bet you are still laughing over that ! Funny how we just take this man bit cleaning in our stride isn't it ?

 

[Lambkins]

Gs ...hahahahahahaha

 

[babymare]

Oh im sorry that made me giggle sowwwwwy

 

[stencilface]

Dogs are gross.

We put a stair gate up to stop ours going upstairs, we forgot to shut it the other day. I told my oh the mutt would have been through and shredded the nappy bin. He thought I was joking, sure enough, shredded nappies all over the nursery, nice!

Eta we only need to close the gate when we go out, so don't worry there was no baby in the nursery!

 

[Goldenstar]

Oh im sorry that made me giggle sowwwwwy

It was very funny we all looked at each other in an what's up with him way them my friend looked down at her hands which was firmly grasping the scabby item and we all just cracked up.

 

[Queenbee]

Dogs are gross.

We put a stair gate up to stop ours going upstairs, we forgot to shut it the other day. I told my oh the mutt would have been through and shredded the nappy bin. He thought I was joking, sure enough, shredded nappies all over the nursery, nice!

Eta we only need to close the gate when we go out, so don't worry there was no baby in the nursery!

My friends dog did this the other night, I let myself in the next day to wait for her kids to get home from school as she was at uni and had to clear up the jelly like substance that the dog had pooed out.... Bleurgh!

 

[stencilface]

Luckily I don't think he ate anything, just had a good rummage and ripped everything up. Still nasty though!

 

[twiggy2]

I am sorry and hope I am not the only one but............


just the title made me grin

 

[Goldenstar]

To the pure twiigy2 all things are pure.

 

[rowan666]

how many of us would be willing to do the same for our OHs??..... i definatly would not!

 

[Shysmum]

OH NO - THE TITLE !!!!! Perhaps i need to go and have a lie down.

 

[WelshD]

That title is epic

 

[Shysmum]

Must admit, I'm quite proud of it - done without even thinking.

 

[WelshD]

Nicely done

 

[Shysmum]

I do think so, even though i say it myself. Not usually that subtle, am I