Close your legs, Stella!

[prosefullstop]

A certain someone lost all sense of decorum this morning, decided she didn't want to leave the park, and so rolled over and lay there, legs akimbo, while taking in a spot of sunshine (plus the sniffs of other dogs and belly pats off random strangers). She is *murder* for playing the stubborn sun worshipper at the first hint of spring, and I have no way of moving her (other than slinging the little booger over my shoulder). I've told her time and again about the dangers of sunbathing--and about making a holy show of herself in public--but she never listens

 

[littlemisslauren]

She has brains! How long did you let the protest last?

 

[CAYLA]

Hehe filthy mare

 

[prosefullstop]

She has brains! How long did you let the protest last?

I bid her farewell, did the whole walk-off-and-don't-look back thing, but she merely chomped her lips and closed her eyes. When her mind is fixed on sunbathing, that is that. I'm such a sad sap, and gave her fifteen minutes of frying time while the pug and I waited on a nearby bench.

*Sigh* What I wouldn't give sometimes to own a biddable Lab.