zoeshiloh
Well-Known Member
(Tongue in cheek - you have been warned
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So, first step - insure your horse up to the hilt. Then put a plait in it's mane/tail. Tie a plastic bag to the gate/tip ash on the grass verge/bread in the hedge - whatever the local 'mark' seems to be. Sit and wait for someone to spot 'mark' and steal horse. Claim insurance.
So, first step - insure your horse up to the hilt. Then put a plait in it's mane/tail. Tie a plastic bag to the gate/tip ash on the grass verge/bread in the hedge - whatever the local 'mark' seems to be. Sit and wait for someone to spot 'mark' and steal horse. Claim insurance.