Comedy show names

[arizonahoney]

I was talking last night with an American friend who told me that while she was competing in hunter / jumper classes, she would regularly come up against a girl whose mount was called Yo'mama.

So when this girl would enter the ring, she would be announced as Jane Smith* riding Yo'mama (heh heh)

This made me chortle quite a bit - probably because I am deeply immature - but does anyone have a comedy show name / registered name for their horse?

* Names changed to protect the guilty!

 

[Rachmeister]

It isn't one of my horses, but I used to be very amused by "The Little Bucker" especially when there was full commentary at hunter trials.

 

[martlin]

Not mine, but favourite race horse:
Hoof Hearted

 

[happyhack]

I love reading through the entries lists and giggling at the names!

 

[Enfys]

My favourite is

"Forleg Zanatail", works for any introduction!

Another one that I have seen various versions of is "The Black with a Blaze"

 

[mollichop]

Not mine and can't remember the riders name but male. Commentary went along the lines of "And next to go is James XXX with Betty Swollocks"

 

[sackofbadgers]

I nearly called my girl Little Bucker - cause she was

Loved the event horse called Son of a B1tch - cause he was

 

[BobbyMondeo]

Hehe loving some of these names! The things people come up with hehe

 

[MyLuckyStar]

My friends horse's show name is Somebody Else's Husband so the commentator has to say here comes Sally ****** riding Somebody Elses Husband

 

[Pilib]

Daddys overdraft is one I always chuckled at!

 

[domane]

I gave my last coblet the show name Impulsive Purchase...

 

[BobbyMondeo]

Daddys overdraft is one I always chuckled at!

Yeah someone i know's horse is called Daddy's Money. I wish she wasnt though because id love it for my boy because it would so true! Hehe

 

[Jules19]

There was a Mary Hinge that raced I believe.

 

[oofadoofa]

There's a team chase team called the Cunning Stunts

I also saw a horse entered at an event called Winalot my Chum

 

[pastie2]

There was a racehorse a couple of years ago called Emma Tells Lies. The owner had a bit of trouble with his secretary .

 

[JenHunt]

there was a racehorse a few (maybe a lot) of years ago called AllLegsNoBrains which I always think is great for a TB

 

[Hippona]

I know a show pony called 'Pineapple Chunk'......very rude rhyming slang.......I giggle every time I hear it being called to the ring, but then again I am VERY immature

 

[LittleSoph]

My friend was going to register her boy BSJA as 'Your Man'

So it would be Lauren ***** riding Your Man!!

 

[kitkat86]

Not exactly a real comedy name I think, but I did get the odd laugh at shows with my old horse 'Absolutely Blotto'.

 

[Django Pony]

The name on Jasper's passport is "Jasper W", very boring, so I was trying to think of show name for him. I really liked "Jasper's Carrot" until someone pointed out the announcer would say "here comes Liz Price riding Jasper's Carrot!" Made me chuckle!

 

[Kat]

The name on Jasper's passport is "Jasper W", very boring, so I was trying to think of show name for him. I really liked "Jasper's Carrot" until someone pointed out the announcer would say "here comes Liz Price riding Jasper's Carrot!" Made me chuckle!

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[Seahorse]

My friend had a pony whose name was Randy Brandy that always used to get a laugh!

 

[golden_revolution]

I had an old pony called "Pilot Error" !! and a friend had one called "Topless"

We used to get some giggles!!

 

[miss_c]

Nowhere near as funny, but I currently have Miss Congeniality and Miss Milly, and it was suggested to me that I should have a Miss Fit next.

 

[mrsbt]

I'm sure someone already has done this but my husband wanted me to call my horse 'Grounds for Divorce'.
Also when thinking of a name for my foal Comet who was being a bit naughty, had a suggestion of Effing Comet but didnt go with it in the end.

 

[jack9]

i heard one called 'shy talk'.. agesss agooo... (hang on the y-t)

lol

 

[Charlie007]

My old horse was called Willy !! Say no More!!

An old friend was called Anna Almond. So it was Anna the Almond riding Harry the horse!!

 

[ElphabaFae]

Some Racehorse names:

Arrrrr
Chicken Lips
Chickenpotpie
Chop Slewy
Crafty Crabcake
He's No Pie Eater
High Cholesterol
Rascally Rabbit
Takemywifeplease
Waikikamukau (Why Kick A Moo Cow. Refers to an imaginary small rural town/locality in New Zealand)

I could go on forever

 

[Paint it Lucky]

My old loan pony was rather big bellied and loved to eat so we called her 'Food glorious food!'

 

[cellie]

Mine is called little miss tatty bag they called it wrong last week and called her batty bag which is actually more appropriate lol