Comedy show names

[devilwoman]

My Grey mare's show name is Daddy's Dollars.

My friend's gelding is called Mr McGoo.

And my cousins pony is called The Ginger Ninja

 

[LeneHorse]

my friend was going to call hers 'really badly' - so it would be 'next to jump is jane smith riding really badly'

 

[4faults]

My mare was called Nobody's Perfect, thought it was fitting haha

 

[pastie2]

There was another racehorse called, Hucking Fell! A commentators nightmare! There is a place called Hucking aparrently.

 

[TelH]

My best friends want to buy a racehorse and call it Nofinchance...No f in chance

 

[bitlessbill]

When Bill went pony racing he was Willie Eckerslike

 

[Chestnuttymare]

I had a friend with a pony called 'Pussy'
Her mum was one of those larger than life characters and would stand at the ringside proclaiming loudly about how beautiful her pussy was!!

 

[blitznbobs]

That's like our pub quiz team

Norfolk 'n' Chance

 

[FlorenceBassey]

One of mine was 'Three Piece Suite' coz that what the money i used to buy him with was meant to go on.
I also knew Ernie's Keep and Livery Bill both jumping ponies on the 90's and a friend of mine had 3 almost identical greys called Inside Out, Upside Down, and The Right Way Round, There was also a lunatic pony i knew called 'running on empty' the same girl had another one called 'oops'

 

[mattilda]

I knew of a racehorse called Finmental. Apparently he was very mental!!

 

[RuthnMeg]

Spectating at BSJA and eventing over the years I heard a few including;
'Rather B Grazing'
'Edna Bucket'
'Spook'
'Eyes On Stalks'
'Tart'
'Mine'
and my friend nearly called her gelding 'Dumper' (Dump Her - as it often did) - She settled on Pogo instead!!

 

[pricklyflower]

When Bill went pony racing he was Willie Eckerslike

That is brilliant! Love it!

 

[LadyRascasse]

slightly different but there was a dog called flamin new cent

 

[EAST KENT]

There was another racehorse called, Hucking Fell! A commentators nightmare! There is a place called Hucking aparrently.

Indeed there is..and the pub where hounds met was The Hook And Hatchet....so we were off "to go `unting at the `Ook and `Atchet `Ucking! It`s in the backwoods between Sittingbourne and Maidstone.

 

[Eriskayowner]

One of my riding instructors had a horse competed under "Pistol Knight" . . . which is read to be riding pissed all night!

 

[charlimouse]

I heard of one once which was called 'Like a Virgin', so when they came into the jumping arena it was Anne Smith* riding like a virgin.

*random name, used for illustrative purposes!!!!!!

I also really like the name of an event horse round the Yorkshire area called Sotally Tober!!!!

 

[tonitot]

Indeed there is..and the pub where hounds met was The Hook And Hatchet....so we were off "to go `unting at the `Ook and `Atchet `Ucking! It`s in the backwoods between Sittingbourne and Maidstone.

I live there and I work here and keep my ponies here, just 2 mins up the road from the Hook! We had a hucking syndicate where all the horses names started with "Hucking ..." . Some of the funny names we've had are Cheers Big Ears, Bahri Sheen (as in Barry Sheen as his nickname is Barry), Noverre To Hide and we've had Willhego, Woodygo and Howdigo

 

[Jazzelle29]

My buckskin gelding Leo was brought as a project as he used to throw himself over backwards on his rider (not nice)!

He's now called "Dun Misbehavin." So far he is living up to his name and is a super horse!

 

[magicsmum]

My daughter didint like her horses posh show name so calls her "Up to Trix", simply because she never knows what tricks Tixie is going to get up to!!