CorvusCorax
Deary me...
Was late back this evening and told bloke we have looking after the place to just chuck two big Asda turkey drumsticks over the fence for the dogs at their teatime rather than him have to fanny about with bowls and food and measurements for each dog.
Gave him the packets earlier, said 'just cut them open and throw them over, they'll grab one each, you won't even have to go in'.
Got home, took them for a hoon, thought they were a bit hyper and needy for having had such a big meal - so went to check and bloke was covered in nicks from a knife.
Bless him, he thought I meant to cut 'open' the bones and just give them the meat, not cut open the packet! So after retrieving bones from the bin, doggies finally got a very late tea
poor bloke was very apologetic and so was I, kebbabing himself on the knife
Gave him the packets earlier, said 'just cut them open and throw them over, they'll grab one each, you won't even have to go in'.
Got home, took them for a hoon, thought they were a bit hyper and needy for having had such a big meal - so went to check and bloke was covered in nicks from a knife.
Bless him, he thought I meant to cut 'open' the bones and just give them the meat, not cut open the packet! So after retrieving bones from the bin, doggies finally got a very late tea
poor bloke was very apologetic and so was I, kebbabing himself on the knife 
