COMPETITION: Win H&H clothing with your best horsey slogans

Theres nothing like working in the rain to make you feel like a horse person.
"I whisper....but my horse doesn't listen"
"Horse lovers have stable minds"
"Heaven is 16 hands between your legs"
Draught Type = Big and Exceedingly Hairy
Easy to Catch = Very Old
Must Sell = Wife has left home and taking kids
All Offers Considered = I am in Traction for 6 months
Dressage Prospect = Big Slow Horse
Hack Prospect = Pretty Color
Sporting Prospect = Short Fast Horse
Camp Prospect = Fast Horse which can turn
Endurance Prospect = Fast Horse which will turn sometimes
Flashy = White Socks
Attractive = Bay
To Loving Home = Only Expensive
To Show Home Only = Very Expensive
Needs Experienced Rider = Potentially Lethal
Elegant = Thin
In Good Condition = Foundered
Free Moving = Bolts
Quiet = Lame in Both Front Legs
Dead Quiet = Lame in All Four Legs
Good in Traffic (Bombproof) = Lame all Round, Deaf and Blind
Loves Children = Kicks and Bites
Pony Type = Small and Hairy
Arab Type = Looks startled
TB Type = Looks Terrified
 
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My slogan whilst advising someone before they hunted for the first time on a martingale;
Better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it!:eek::D
Sticks and stones can break my bones, whips and spurs excite me!;):D
Prevention is better than cure.
No foot, no horse.
Threadkiller!!
 
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Get on, kick on, hold on.

Beware: Ponyhugger.

If in doubt- get on it.

My other horse...is much cleaner.

Grooming- the best way to transfer dirt from your horse to yourself. (not short I know but funny enough?

Yard know-it-all.
 
My horse has attitude.

Its not falling off, Its dismounting with style.

Horse people like getting dirty.

My horse is not naughty its flamboyant.

Bucking Hell!

One of us had our oats today!

I am in total control of my horse.

Ponies Rock!

My horse is not fat it's cobby
 
Got the manual...shame horse can't read!
If you can read this..back off now!
My other half...WAS a millionaire!
 
haven't read the thread so apologies if repeated

Pony Club Mum

Bran Mash and Hacking to Rallies Nostalgia Club

We Love Jill's Gymkhana

Pullein-Thomson Survivors' Club

3...2...1... oops.
 
'Inside leg to outside hand'
'Stop crying and get back on that pony!'
'Heels down, toes in'
(Just a few choice phrases drilled into me from my youth lol)

'HHOrse Fan'
'I'd rather be HHOrsing around'

It's very difficult to think of anything that's not currently in use by the Splash team!
 
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