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Can we have a new one please?

Had a great run with The Brooke, Hi-Viz, Parelli, etc.

We've had a good few trolls, on here and on SB....always entertaining ;)

So come on, open to ideas..? We all know they're good fun.......:D

(I'm bored)

:D :D :D
 
Ah yes barefoot!! :D
I think it's a load of plop. My horses wear Nike air.

Most native ponies are too fat.

Fat ponies often have fat riders.

I twitch my horse to pull its mane.

If a horse naps I hit it till it goes then it doesn't do it again v

What else.............

Oh I inject mine with sheep antibiotics if they get a bad cut and OH is a dab hand with the stitches.

All. True.
 
I reckon it's coz everyone has now had their periods last week when we had the major ranting and raving and arguments about whether hi viz is really hi viz on a cob n stuff.

Plus... Venus is now the other side of the sun so maybe that makes a difference?
 
Why would anyone want to own a cob ? Beyond me :D
I own a TB, who has shoes all round and I hardly ever wear hi-viz.......
 
You have forgotten.,...

Draw reins
The rug mafia - I do know better than you even thought I have never seen your horse.
If you don't do DIY you aren't a proper horse owner
Why would you pay more than £ 2.50 for a top horse
Will this saddle fit my horse ( even though again you haven't actually seen my horse)

These ones jest keep on coming'!!!!

Whoops forgot.... Katie Price is a goddess. Still your tongues ( actually I like Katie...she wants something,she works to get it!)
 
Durrrrrrrr.... Of course it is!

*back in a mo, gone to read controversial thread in SB*
 
Think it must be the venus thing. Been on here(on and off, you understand) for most of the day and barefoot threads have slipped uneventfully past.The Goddess Amymay dealt succinctly with a bargy but hungry cob,the newly clipped horse has skittered by,probably wearing a LW rug,even the unruly monochid seems to be slipping onto page 2 without a drama. All rather boring.

I'm going to see if I can find my draw reins and a carrot stick,a bitless bridle and I will ask OH if he will slap some small shoes on my WB and my 2 year old so they make more noise when I take them out. (I don't do high vis,and don't make much noise without shoes so I reckon I am doomed.)

ETA Yes I do stuff with a 2 year old.
 
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I know what you mean patterdale. They all seem to be soft topics at the moment. I don't actually enjoy the aggressive threads but I do like to discuss a thought provoking topic with intelligent experienced people who know their subject, even when I don't always agree with their opinions. A good debate is very satisfying.
 
What about one horse band???

Drum strapped to left hind

Cymbal strapped to right fore.

Maracas on the right hind.

Bagpipe on the left fore.

Who could possibly miss you then??.
 
tallyho! said:
What about one horse band???

Drum strapped to left hind

Cymbal strapped to right fore.

Maracas on the right hind.

Bagpipe on the left fore.

Who could possibly miss you then??.
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OMG! Brilliant idea. Do bagpipes come in wide sizes or do you think I should try aeolian pipes instead. And do you know if either rub or twist without the pasternet wraps?
 
abitodd said:
OMG! Brilliant idea. Do bagpipes come in wide sizes or do you think I should try aeolian pipes instead. And do you know if either rub or twist without the pasternet wraps?
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Whoa there missy! You should go to a qualified bagpiperer in order to ensure you get the best fit. I could help but I need to see specifically angled photos taken at midday under a mulberry bush.
 
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