Daily Wail...Fancy a giggle?

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Some highlights:

"Jessica Springsteen showed off her equestrian skills in Cannes on Thursday. The daughter of the singing legend Bruce negotiated the tricky course, competing against a whole host of horse riders." - No S**t, Sherlock...were you expecting Mahouts?

"The 21-year-old looked smart in her white jodhpurs and navy blazer." Ooo, heaven forbid she would look a mess or wore a string bikini.

"And the accomplished equestrian displayed an impressive level of focus as she took to the arena on her grey pony." Pony?


"Earlier this month Jessica competed against Athina at Olympic Park, with her father, The Boss himself watching his daughter." Oh. Way to go, Daddy O. The Boss himself.

"Jump to it: Jessica had a look of pure concentration in her eyes as she negotiated some jumps..." Just in case she could have any other look? Or were there some jumps that just didn't need it?
 
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