Horseback Rider
Well-Known Member
Dear Dan
I am writing this now while you are lying on the rug watching strictly. You look adrorable as usual but I think we need to sort out a few issues, you are 7 months old now you need to be set straight on a few things.
Socks
They are only for human use and are not part of your staple diet. I thought you had realised this when I had to rush you to the vets so he could cut open your tummy and give me back daddy's football sock.Yet I have found 2 in your bed today ;-(
Shoes
DO NOT EAT THEM - Especially mine
The Car
The boot has been made very comfortable for you to travel in, but please don't feel the need to sing along everytime I put the radio on. It is getting a bit boring haveing to drive everywhere in silence.
The Horse
I know that you love Cado and he loves you, but I don't think he appreciates you running up behind him when he is being led out of the field and scarring the life out of him. He also said that he does prefer to be lead by me and not you so please don't keep grabbing the lead rope in yoru teeth and try to pull him off somewhere. One final point on this is that you get fed plenty so I don't want to catch you in Cado's stable with your head in the bucket along side him again !!
Bones
I give you bones and toys to keep you occupied and happy they are meant for you to play with so don't feel that you have to dig up the whole garden to bury everything and forget about it.
Finally you have four paws so please try to remain with all four on the ground as much as possible. If you can take on board the points above I am sure we will be able to hold our heads up high at puppy school .
Love Mummy & Daddy & Cado
I am writing this now while you are lying on the rug watching strictly. You look adrorable as usual but I think we need to sort out a few issues, you are 7 months old now you need to be set straight on a few things.
Socks
They are only for human use and are not part of your staple diet. I thought you had realised this when I had to rush you to the vets so he could cut open your tummy and give me back daddy's football sock.Yet I have found 2 in your bed today ;-(
Shoes
DO NOT EAT THEM - Especially mine
The Car
The boot has been made very comfortable for you to travel in, but please don't feel the need to sing along everytime I put the radio on. It is getting a bit boring haveing to drive everywhere in silence.
The Horse
I know that you love Cado and he loves you, but I don't think he appreciates you running up behind him when he is being led out of the field and scarring the life out of him. He also said that he does prefer to be lead by me and not you so please don't keep grabbing the lead rope in yoru teeth and try to pull him off somewhere. One final point on this is that you get fed plenty so I don't want to catch you in Cado's stable with your head in the bucket along side him again !!
Bones
I give you bones and toys to keep you occupied and happy they are meant for you to play with so don't feel that you have to dig up the whole garden to bury everything and forget about it.
Finally you have four paws so please try to remain with all four on the ground as much as possible. If you can take on board the points above I am sure we will be able to hold our heads up high at puppy school .
Love Mummy & Daddy & Cado
