0ldmare
Well-Known Member
Yes, my dear pair of quadrupeds, STUPID. I am sorry if that word offends you but its so appropriate.
Let's see - today its very windy. Now my darling horses has it never been windy before in your combined 36 years on this earth? Has that wind never caused the trees to rustle before or a door to bang?
So, having ascertained that today is not a unique phenomenon could I ask you, my dear horses, why old mare despite being riddled with laminitis you decided to see if you could climb over the door rather than waiting for me to lead you to the school? I know a feed sack rustled next door, but its not an answer. And Barney my friend was it strictly necessary to nearly flatten me because your stable door banged while I was putting on your headcollar? Or to perform 'airs above the ground' all the way across to the field?
For gods sake you stupid equines, its just WINDY
Thank you
Let's see - today its very windy. Now my darling horses has it never been windy before in your combined 36 years on this earth? Has that wind never caused the trees to rustle before or a door to bang?
So, having ascertained that today is not a unique phenomenon could I ask you, my dear horses, why old mare despite being riddled with laminitis you decided to see if you could climb over the door rather than waiting for me to lead you to the school? I know a feed sack rustled next door, but its not an answer. And Barney my friend was it strictly necessary to nearly flatten me because your stable door banged while I was putting on your headcollar? Or to perform 'airs above the ground' all the way across to the field?
For gods sake you stupid equines, its just WINDY
Thank you