AprilBlossom
Well-Known Member
Dear Vetwrap,
I understand you participated in a HHO Secret Santa with my delightful human, AprilBlossom. Today, she tried to truss me up in some godawful bright bandages and matching saddlecloth for an everyday hack.
I felt it necessary to show my displeasure before we had even set off by attempting to stand on and ruin the bandages. No such luck, she's a quick one, that AB. Then I attempted my party trick of pooing on the bandage/her head as she attacked a hind leg with one.
Undeterred, she then produced a camera and tried to photograph me looking stupid (she likes doing this...) so I ran away, and she called me a t**t. Still not put off, she mounted and we went for a wander in the village.
With other stuff to concentrate on, such as finding appropriately scary things to spook at, I'd almost forgotten I was wearing a stupid 'everybody look at me' outfit until we rounded the corner for home and a farmer in his tractor saw me. I was horrified to see his smirk so had a last ditch attempt with some sideways cantering all over the road, halting traffic in both directions, to try and ditch AB. Sadly, I got called a t**t again, and a few other choice words (I don't normally behave in this way you see, so I think she was rather surprised).
Anyway, whilst she is delighted with the gift you sent her, I do not like it. Please don't send any more.
Yours Sincerely,
G
I understand you participated in a HHO Secret Santa with my delightful human, AprilBlossom. Today, she tried to truss me up in some godawful bright bandages and matching saddlecloth for an everyday hack.
I felt it necessary to show my displeasure before we had even set off by attempting to stand on and ruin the bandages. No such luck, she's a quick one, that AB. Then I attempted my party trick of pooing on the bandage/her head as she attacked a hind leg with one.
Undeterred, she then produced a camera and tried to photograph me looking stupid (she likes doing this...) so I ran away, and she called me a t**t. Still not put off, she mounted and we went for a wander in the village.
With other stuff to concentrate on, such as finding appropriately scary things to spook at, I'd almost forgotten I was wearing a stupid 'everybody look at me' outfit until we rounded the corner for home and a farmer in his tractor saw me. I was horrified to see his smirk so had a last ditch attempt with some sideways cantering all over the road, halting traffic in both directions, to try and ditch AB. Sadly, I got called a t**t again, and a few other choice words (I don't normally behave in this way you see, so I think she was rather surprised).
Anyway, whilst she is delighted with the gift you sent her, I do not like it. Please don't send any more.
Yours Sincerely,
G
Love it 
he looks amazing 
I am very sorry... Please blame your Mother 