Deer Arnty CAYLA

[Spudlet]

I have herd that yoo rescoo dogs. Well, I need rescooing from my horrible hoomin immediately please

She 'as given me a baff with the cold hose-pipe and baby shampoo just because I ad a little roll in something that ad been ded for months and months. Look, I am now so traumatised I am hiding under a bush in the bac yard:

Please come and save me before she does anyfing else crool to me!

Lots of love from Henry xxxx

PS sorry about my spellings, I am only a dog

 

[Patches]

Dear Henry

I don't think you have anything to worry about. I am pretty sure your Spaniel Death Stare will have penetrated the camera lens. Sit tight, it can take several hours to take full effect.

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

*passes the mobile - International Dog Rescue is on speed dail 1*

There you go buddy - pass it back when you are done as we may need it - mum says no walk until this tennis thing is over - lots of strange grunty noises if you ask me - still chasing those tennis balls would be fun.

Max-i-moo

 

[joeanne]

Dear Henry,

My hoomin does the same to me. Anyone would think rolling in fox poo was a bad thing!
My advice would be find something REALLY stinky so your mum runs away squealing......like mine does!
Love Bear