Dees gurls in vis hoose

[Vizslak]

shows me no respik at al Iz wonts mi been bag bak an smelly won even movs if I iz sittin on her discustin

 

[CAYLA]

Then sit on the bloody floor

 

[Vizslak]

Me no wan to sit on flors, she iz on da sofer anywae an i wan my been bag Iz did nerly dyed, u wud fink dey wud sho a bit off respik!

luff Miley x

 

[CorvusCorax]

You iz a silly Milo, bedz iz for nomming, not sleeping on, yummy yummy!

Why iz I all cold and that?!

Bella x

 

[Vizslak]

Bella dis bed iz mad of iccl balz calld beenz an itz a hooman plaic for siitinz but Iz liks it an if me nom it mum wud get wel croos. if u nom bedz bell u wil b coldz coz u haf no bed silli!
Miley x

 

[CAYLA]

Lol, I thought u where moaning about no where to sit, in that case miley, kick her white little arse off that bag boyo.

 

[Vizslak]

me try, she no listin dats wot i iz sayyen! stoopid gurlz Pleez can u helppe me moov her? Wotz wud u tri?
Miley x

 

[galaxy]

guff real bad! I find it removes the hoomins well fast!

Harley.

 

[CAYLA]

I wud duz piz on hurz, dat iz wat I doez in hears wen da gurlz tri n steelz mes bedz, dunt b a puzzi boyz miley!!

FLICK

 

[Vizslak]

I dund it! Fanks gays u iz da besd! Mi mum sayd u woz gud on dis playc, I finks u iz grat! Flick mum wud b soooooo angari if i try dat wiv da wii so i fartz on er instedd

IN YOUAR FACE SMELIY ELLIE....I WINZ....I IZ DA MANZ!

 

[Native Speaker]

Miley, du bist der beste!!

Liebe Grußle

Bärli Der Border

 

[CAYLA]

God onya boyz, atz lezt u getz herz ofz dat bedz fhingy, me mamz wud probz cripple mez iff I didz da peez too, I woz duzt triyng ta getz youz in da trublz

FLICK

 

[CorvusCorax]

My throat ticklez. Iz you not meant to eat da house dat you sleep in either?! Me learning lots of noo tings.

Bella x

 

[CAYLA]

Bellaz u iz stupidz, u onely eatz fingz in da hoze wen ya mamz goze owt, u iz stupidz

FLICK

 

[Vizslak]

Flick dats meanz god jobz i no tri it den!
Fanks mi feloo teror
No bels yoo cantz doo dat! yoo shud cumz on ere mor regyoolar i iz goin too, itz grat for dees top typs!

 

[Vizslak]

Bellaz u iz stupidz, u onely eatz fingz in da hoze wen ya mamz goze owt, u iz stupidz

FLICK

Yer lik choclit!

 

[CorvusCorax]

Yayz I have fwends. That stoopid bruvva gets all da attenshun around here.
Doez anyone else lyk running around in circles and shouting? Dats my favourit fing
Don't like walks, dey iz boring.

 

[Vizslak]

i liks shoutin but i iz no gudz at it, mi mum sayds i sownd lik a de-mint-hed c-lyin. i runz up an doon da fens cos der iz chickers on da ova sidez

 

[CAYLA]

Yer lik choclit!

yakz ner likz, me likz ta stellz allz da ova dogz fod, andz tretz an allz thatz stuf, i izz cleva atz stealingz, I cun shoz yazz

 

[Spudlet]

Wen Iz doin shoutin mi mumz grabz mi nos and sez 'Shutz der floody buc up, ridikulus dog'

Iz so aboozed

Miley, wen girli Holli dog comes into my offis, she liz on mi bed, and the hoomins wont mov her for me

 

[CAYLA]

Yayz I have fwends. That stoopid bruvva gets all da attenshun around here.
Doez anyone else lyk running around in circles and shouting? Dats my favourit fing
Don't like walks, dey iz boring.

A iz a clevaz boi, i chan copiz u ritinz
I dint wazt mi tymez chazun ma tailz, I stealz andz jumpz wealy highhhhhhhhhh

 

[CorvusCorax]

Da grumpy one sayz to me to 'shutyerface' and 'stopthatfugginnoise' or 'imgonnakillyerifyadontshurrup' but I fought that woz coz she lyks my voice? So I just shouts more and runs faster

 

[Vizslak]

flick yoos sownd lik mii besd gurl tilliz, she steilz al fings an opinz stufz for mii! She stelz mii choclit but it mayd mii poorlez an i nerli dyd i iz no trusten her nemore for steilin mi stuffz!

 

[Vizslak]

mi mum sayz shuddafugup lotz an lotz it normalyz to da ginjer fing notz mii!

 

[CorvusCorax]

Oh noes Flick, me don't chase tail, dats common! Me do nice hooooge wide circelz. Sometimes I change dyrectshun, coz I is ambi...ambidecks...um...well clever

 

[CAYLA]

Mi mamz seyz if I stelz nd reganz gotz sum bloatz coz if me oor summitz I wil getz fugginthrashed I will getz sqizhed in a yella bagz or summat, nd ill be buryed in da grownd I telz regan, she iz da gredy pigz nd keap ofz wat me stealz.

FLick

 

[Natch]

Cn ai pways pwease? Ai iz boooreded. N'tie natchrualli no likez me chewin' wall. I likez da tastez of da brix and finkz she no no a gud fung if it hit her over da ed.

I no likez da bum sniffin do. It make me fweel violatarded. Duz N E 1 wont 2 choo der toyz til stuffin go out? I likez dat. I likez dat a lotz.

Bwacken

Likz and slobberz x

 

[CAYLA]

Bella, u iz a tyle luuse of a skru nd u mamz sundz scardey ta mez shez crazeee.

 

[CorvusCorax]

I like da bum sniffs, but da grumpy one calls me a skank. Wot iz da skank?
Ma mamz is verry crazeee.

 

[CAYLA]

Cn ai pways pwease? Ai iz boooreded. N'tie natchrualli no likez me chewin' wall. I likez da tastez of da brix and finkz she no no a gud fung if it hit her over da ed.

I no likez da bum sniffin do. It make me fweel violatarded. Duz N E 1 wont 2 choo der toyz til stuffin go out? I likez dat. I likez dat a lotz.

Bwacken

Likz and slobberz x

Wad iz da toyz u un aboutz