Dees gurls in vis hoose

coolz yoo shud do it! Sownds lik she blows upz and flotz awai lik a balown! :D I iz gona c if tilli can do dat too da ginjer won she iz wel annoyin...she a goody goody tho she no even wantz ne of di choclit wot tilz stels...an tilz steilz mi appils, mi luff appils! Dori lik appils too but she no atez dem wen tili steilz da frutz bowel fors us!
 
i liks tois! I as a babbit an ees cawld babbit! :D I no wip da stufinz out off him tho :eek: den he wud b deyd :( Don kil mi babit pwese bwacken i wilz cris :(
 
Bwacken, I haz bin tryin to remoov the stuffinz from my phessie-wessie teddi, but mi mumsi sez 'No! Stop dat, norty Henri' wen I does this:mad:

Yoo distrakt her bi eatin der wallz, and I wil get der phessie-wessie stuffinz out in no timz:D
 
CAYLA said:
Wad iz da toyz u un aboutz :confused:
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Stuffin'd toyz! I got loadz cuz mi peepz dnt like it wenz I do big frowz of mi toyz N dey nok off da ornamentz. Sumtimz I getz carried awayz tellin mi toyz off Nd I dropz derm mid-momentz. all partz of da fun I say.

I got a stuff'd phesink, cos I iz a gun dog :confused: I dnt nderstandz dat 1, surely I shld get gunz nt stoopid burdie? zo I rippd off stoopid wingz. Nd I gotz stuffd cow, stuffd donkey wot makez Guuuud noizez, stuffd penguin, altho dat 1 got bit broked wen I destuffd it Nd mum woodn't sew head bak on so iz now studd'd triangle. I keepz mi hoomanz bizzie repairin my toyz. Dey call me nice names 4 doink it 'least I fink StupidMutt iza gud fing 2 b called? :confused:

Does U not get toyz? U can borro mi hoominz' fone to call RSPCA if u want?
 
CaveCanem said:
I like da bum sniffs, but da grumpy one calls me a skank. Wot iz da skank?
Ma mamz is verry crazeee.
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Skank is badz dogz. U shudnt sniff bumz :(

Vizslak said:
i liks tois! I as a babbit an ees cawld babbit! :D I no wip da stufinz out off him tho :eek: den he wud b deyd :( Don kil mi babit pwese bwacken i wilz cris :(
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Iz ok, I get mi homanz to tak comissionz on ded toyz. Dey maked dem all betterz nd alive againz! Dey is majik! :D

Spudlet said:
Bwacken, I haz bin tryin to remoov the stuffinz from my phessie-wessie teddi, but mi mumsi sez 'No! Stop dat, norty Henri' wen I does this:mad:

Yoo distrakt her bi eatin der wallz, and I wil get der phessie-wessie stuffinz out in no timz:D
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It a Dealz. :D Alto fesink toyz is gud won, so don't make it too hard for my mum 2 sew bak again. OtherWyz u ended up wiv toy wot not luk like fesink NEmor. No matta hw hard mum triez.
 
we az a big baskit fulz off toiz we az a fesant to! An i az a monki but mi speshul toi iz mi babbit. e evan cumd to da hopical wen i woz il an i woked up mi mum woz der an da ladi ad mi babit!!! :eek: I snasshed it bak of her afor she steilz it.
 
we af a big drooer fullz of tois wot needz mendinz mii mum iz too lazi...i af forgetinz wot iz in der dey bean in der so longz. itz lik cristmass wen she mendz won it lik avin a new won akain :D Wez getz xsited!
 
CAYLA said:
Dontz saiz thatz 2 hair faze meynd :eek:, sheh wunt hurtz u, buit shehz wilz steals u babbitz nd shakz him dedz :o
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Iz ok if dis appenz tho, cus mi hoomanz bringz toyz bak from da dedz! :D I iz shure dey wnt mind doink dis 4 u all.

I wont real life toyz but mum keez stealing dem offz me. Tickz, fleaz, nd a baby burdie onz. I try'd to make baby burdiez from egg I found but I broke itz. :( It Nommed gud tho! :D
 
Vizslak said:
we az a big baskit fulz off toiz we az a fesant to! An i az a monki but mi speshul toi iz mi babbit. e evan cumd to da hopical wen i woz il an i woked up mi mum woz der an da ladi ad mi babit!!! :eek: I snasshed it bak of her afor she steilz it.
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Mi mumsi haz gotz me a bocs for mi toyz, she tryz to getz mee to putz the toyz in it, then I wate until she iz not lookin an getz em al out agen:D It iz a fun gaym:D

Bwacken, my mumsi takez mi toyz away to mendz them and forgetz them for munfz an munfz, I has bin watein for big phessie-wessie to come bak from teh toyz horse-spit-all for agez:rolleyes:
 
Vizslak said:
we af a big drooer fullz of tois wot needz mendinz mii mum iz too lazi...i af forgetinz wot iz in der dey bean in der so longz. itz lik cristmass wen she mendz won it lik avin a new won akain :D Wez getz xsited!
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Dat is agenst Yr doggie rights 2 keep dem away from Uz :( I wud stand nd barkz at der direcshun u larst saw ur toyz if I am Uz. I do dat Nd dey soon get dunz! :D

Onli 4 mi own hoomanz mind. I iz frit of other onez. 'cept mi neybur, cuz he owneded me furst, nd he such a big softi wen I go visitind himz cus he letz me on da sofa! :D I used 2 lives in da kenel owtsidez wen I used to lif wiv him b4, nt shure Y dat changeded? but i not complainnz now, jus wishes mi people copy him so I get snuggle bedz 4 mi choozin. Altho I do luves mi basket.
 
Naturally said:
Iz ok if dis appenz tho, cus mi hoomanz bringz toyz bak from da dedz! :D I iz shure dey wnt mind doink dis 4 u all.

I wont real life toyz but mum keez stealing dem offz me. Tickz, fleaz, nd a baby burdie onz. I try'd to make baby burdiez from egg I found but I broke itz. :( It Nommed gud tho! :D
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eye wilz tri nd getz thuo toyz form bubbaz kenelz 4 u tu fixe thun :D
 
mii mum seyz yoo mum fuggen fon no werkz! i finkz she seyz she gotz a niw won tho coz we woz goinz too bed de ova nit an yoo mum keepd me awik towkin too mii mum an dey towks lowd!
 
tilli yoost to lif in da gardenz on a chayn, it woz cool coz if mi mumz and dat upsetz mii i leav hom and runz awai to tilli hous! :D she becide to lif in tho bout free yers ago. I livinz lonnng wai frum yoos mi mum seyd but yoo b okei if yooz getz on da buz!
 
yez butz i wil af to bringz tilz she iz gud at dis stufz an i cant go outz in da darcz on mi ownz! Yoo get da buz to nex to da pub itz rite nr mii hoose.
 
I spent an hour trying to type a message from B, but I just couldnt translate normal words into 'chav' my pooch must be too posh for all this chavvy talk :p
 
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