Ladyinred
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Only bidets.
defence of yard owners round 2
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Only bidets.
slumdog
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This post is almost up there with posts such as the fox post and the dead thing in a hole post!
Myhorseeatsmoney
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I honestly think the person who started this thread just wants to get a reaction from us and is probably laughing themselves silly every time one of us replies.
We all know that there are good and bd people in every area of the country so what have they proved ? Nothing apart from making us feel indignant which proves that we aren't the sort of person they are talking about anyway.
We all know that there are good and bd people in every area of the country so what have they proved ? Nothing apart from making us feel indignant which proves that we aren't the sort of person they are talking about anyway.
Gwyntbryn
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I'm intrigued. As a resident of Welwyn garden city I'd love to know where this phantom yard is. There are several very successful yards in the area, none of which are occupied by thieves and vagabonds. I'm also wondering why the op, having insisted that he or she is not a horse owner, was enquiring last month about buying a gooseneck trailer .
blackandwhite
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Thievery, bonking, random toilets in the muck heap... it's a Jilly Cooper in the making!
FionaM12
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It's also attracting some of the wittiest posts I've seen for a while.
Any way, got to go.. customer at the door.. will they be after a quicky or a used car battery?
Floxie
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Aaaw man, they sound fun! Anyone able to dig up a link for those of us who missed the party?
abracadabra
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Any way, got to go.. customer at the door.. will they be after a quicky or a used car battery?
Business opportunity there, isn't there
Could call it Jump Start Incorporated.
galaxy
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No such pony club exists as "St. Mellons" and there is no such title in a PC as "President" either! Odd post!
hairycob
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Thinking about it, there are a few ideas here for increasing the horsey budget. Howver I suspect the "adult industry" earning potential for a short, dumpy 55 yo wouldn't cover a bale of hay. I'll just have to stick to accountancy.
GinnyBells
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You obviously didn't watch 'My Granny the Escort' last week then. 84 year old getting £250 an hour, that and the stolen car batteries could buy you all the bales of hay your heart desires
FinnishLapphund
There's no cow on the ice
Pics of dead stuff from my walk... what is it!
http://www.horseandhound.co.uk/foru...43-Pics-of-dead-stuff-from-my-walk-what-is-it!
Can I put a dead fox in the bin
http://www.horseandhound.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?298198-Can-I-put-a-dead-fox-in-the-bin
A few other ones:
A Note to eventing lot about to invade BS
http://www.horseandhound.co.uk/foru...321-A-Note-to-eventing-lot-about-to-invade-BS
Don't know what to do???
http://www.horseandhound.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?211898-Don-t-know-what-to-do
Dead rat stories anyone? Starter for 10..
http://www.horseandhound.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?420808-Dead-rat-stories-anyone-Starter-for-10
Mumsnet classic
http://www.horseandhound.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?636554-Mumsnet-classics!
FionaM12
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Chestnut horse
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Well I replied on the first thread with a 'tongue in cheek' 'you must have been speaking to the odd job man', as this was soooooo obviously a Trolllll. Bit surprised when people replied with understanding replies to the op not realizing it was a .......... This post just proves it....
Chestnut horse
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Actually it's a bit sad that someone spends their time doing this, so many better things to be doing in this world especially at this moment in time.
bluedanube
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That'll be the 'adult industry' St.Mellons club (and the members are big 'uns... Nudge nudge wink wink.....)
hairycob
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£250 an hour! Tell me more.
FinnishLapphund
There's no cow on the ice
I think I'll bookmark this post on my computer.
In that case, maybe I should post some other threads that I also found, while I searched for the other threads:
berefoot shoeing do you agree or disagree???
http://www.horseandhound.co.uk/foru...387-berefoot-shoeing-do-you-agree-or-disagree
You know you are horsey when...
http://www.horseandhound.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?503624-You-know-you-are-horsey-when
Hyperthetically speaking... (help!)
http://www.horseandhound.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?623903-Hyperthetically-speaking-(help!)
Mooncup
http://www.horseandhound.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?406531-Mooncup
Hilarious dressage comment..
http://www.horseandhound.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?92779-Hilarious-dressage-comment
Dressage Judges Comments,what are the worst you have received!
http://www.horseandhound.co.uk/foru...Comments-what-are-the-worst-you-have-received!
Major pathetic yard conflict (AKA ToiletGate)
http://www.horseandhound.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?529350-Major-pathetic-yard-conflict
Why do people want to own cobs?
http://www.horseandhound.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?357789-Why-do-people-want-to-own-cobs
I think all the long Franch threads ended up being removed, but to anyone wondering about HHO's own "Word-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named":
OK I give up, WTF is Franch?
http://www.horseandhound.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?242229-OK-I-give-up-WTF-is-Franch
Franch?
http://www.horseandhound.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?247657-Franch
Latest adoptions from Franch
http://www.horseandhound.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?242196-Latest-adoptions-from-Franch
Cinnamontoast
Fais pas chier!
Is that how *that* (wink-wink
Don't laugh, it's called Titmuss!! *Sniggers*
And the 'I caught my foo-foo in the tap'!!
OMG, don't mention Franch, I wasn't even on there then (I think) and I know not to mention it!!
Cinnamontoast
Fais pas chier!
This makes me sad, looking at Finnishlaphund's links: where is Natch? And Cavecanem? 
Fun Times
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Poor Natch. Was her foof ok in the end?
FinnishLapphund
There's no cow on the ice
This makes me sad, looking at Finnishlaphund's links: where is Natch? And Cavecanem?
I saw a post by MurphysMinder the other day, saying that CaveCanem is simply busy with her daily life, but that she and Floofy is well.
Looking through old threads today, I realised that there is several users whose posts/replies I miss, to only mention a few, Natch haven't posted since July 2013, wallace haven't posted since 2010 and last visited the forum 2011, SirenaXVI haven't posted since February 2012, Super_Kat haven't posted since July 2013...
I don't remember seeing any thread about Natch having any more trouble with neither her leg nor foof, so hopefully it was okay.
To cheer us up, I've found another funny thread
Male riders and their 'bits'
http://www.horseandhound.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?133083-Male-riders-and-their-bits
Crazy_cat_lady
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Ooh some of these threads look good!
Can remember the one with new rider Steve, not sure if anyone still has that?
Oh and Papa Frita's problems one was absolutely hilarious.
Can remember the one with new rider Steve, not sure if anyone still has that?
Oh and Papa Frita's problems one was absolutely hilarious.
FinnishLapphund
There's no cow on the ice
I don't remember any thread about Steve.
But if you want PapaFrita's Roll up! Roll up!! Get the answer you're looking for RIGHT here. NO problem too big..-thread:
http://www.horseandhound.co.uk/foru...-re-looking-for-RIGHT-here-NO-problem-too-big
Crazy_cat_lady
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I don't remember any thread about Steve.
But if you want PapaFrita's Roll up! Roll up!! Get the answer you're looking for RIGHT here. NO problem too big..-thread:
http://www.horseandhound.co.uk/foru...-re-looking-for-RIGHT-here-NO-problem-too-big
I think he was looking for jodhpurs and got various bits of "advice"
Think there was one where a bloke got persuaded into posting a picture that was interesting. And the Ollie Towend debate
FinnishLapphund
There's no cow on the ice
I can only find one thread posted by New Rider Steve, QUICK QUESTION REGARDING RIDING CLOTHING FOR US MEN!
http://www.horseandhound.co.uk/foru...QUESTION-REGARDING-RIDING-CLOTHING-FOR-US-MEN!
By Ollie Towend debate, do you mean this thread What is it about oliver townend........ http://www.horseandhound.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?576975-what-is-it-about-oliver-townend ?
RaposadeGengibre
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*coffee on keyboard...* :lol: