Describe your horse....

alfie - hes an old black and white film actor, polished and gentlemanly, very i am a super star and you bow to my every comand type. but when you ride him, hes like bambi on ice with his gangly legs in a knot.

big john - hes a typical kevin, spotty teenager awaiting an asbo.

littleman - hes the cute newborn baby type that everyone goes awww at.
 
The equine equivalent of Dawn French
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Cloughie (illegal) goes very well by his racing name(), he is a three year old in an 8 year olds body, and a complete worrier, throws his hand bag down on many an occassion!

Pagan is a gent that would rather be retired and eating, but is brave and sometimes lazy, but not when hunting!!

So I have a brave day ride and a hang over ride!
 
He's big, fat, ginger, moody and has an attachment disorder to 12.2 ponies. Oh and he's also slightly gay - MB caught him in the field with his tongue up her horses bottom. I'm not lying.

His nickname at the last yard was Barry as apparently he'd be a geek if he was a human.

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Tufty - Not quite the full shilling. Can be very sweet but he also bullies my mummy!

Gigha - Don't really know her yet but she is very sweet in the stable but a bit quirky when shes being ridden (but i have only sat on her twice)
 
Zak-is a skitzophrenic(sp!!!) as he has two sides-the calm 'butter wouldnt melt' zak when not being ridden, then the wooohoooo crazy lets go jump 6ft walls and gallop everywhere without stopping zak. Which admitteldly is quite fun!!He is very vain-looks at himself in car windows and whenever another horse comes along he will arch his neck and go on the bit and do a prancy posh walk!!!(and extended trot when trotting!)Oh and even though he is 13 he acts like a 4 year old...
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Gypsy- racehorse trapped inside a cobs body and tart
Septre- spawn of satan and even bigger tard
Amber- grumpbag and a bad influence on the other horses
Jethro- puppy dog who always follows me around
 
Lady - thoroughbred trapped in pony body, if she was a TV character she'd be Grace off of Will & Grace.
Fudge - he's be a black lab or Kevin from Harry Enfield & chums
 
My mare's like Violet Elizabeth from Just William - she screams and screams until she's sick (or would like to). She's prettier than Bonnie Langford, though.
My gelding's like the village idiot, but I think he's smarter than he lets on!
 
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