Disgusting things your dogs do....

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Well today I found out that Dylan is officially disgusting.

Last week he drank/ licked my friends collies wee, as he was weeing..........


And today Buster and him where running around, Buster started humping Dylans head, and Dylan licked his skanky bits at the same time, ergh wrong wrong wrong

Teal in the past has eaten his own poo, and fought Dylan for Wills pucked up fish bleurgh.


I cant be the only one living with disgusting dogs, spill the beans...
 
Mine are not too bad, sheep poo and very dead fish are often on the menu for the pup.
Neither my boys have ever been humpers, thank God!

A dog friends of mine used to own used to er, stimulate himself. Wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it myself :o
 
Mine loves nothing more than to drink out the toilet....even if it hasnt been flushed! :o I wouldnt purposley leave the lid up knowing it was unflushed...thats somthing my OH does :rolleyes:

Oh and he loves raiding the bathroom bin when it has 'ladys time of the month' stuff in it....he eats it! YUCK! :o
 
Our Dalmation rolled in a dead fish and we had to go back home with all the car windows open the smell was so disgusting.

Another time she sicked up some silage she had eaten - another journey home with the windows open.
 
Dearly departed Spike once, when dead asleep on his back, started spasming and then spontaneously ejaculated all over himself and the nearby TV screen.

Ricoh recently chased a buzzard off a freshly dead rabbit, scarfed it down head first and whole, chucked it back up again, crunched up the head and had a second attempt at getting the rest down in one piece. The next day he was so constipated that he span in circles and screamed every time he tried to take a dump.

When Dax has been sleeping on the sofa she gets down by putting her front legs down first and stretching; without fail, every single time, she emits a loud fart.

:D
 
my rough collie likes to eat cat ****, She got a lump of it stuck in her teeth last week and i had to pull it out-ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:
 
My lab loves fresh cat poo ... Revolting
My mum had a dinner party and whilst everyone was having drinks one of her dogs puked in front of them alll, and they then had a fight about who was going to eat it
 
In the woods, I had to pull poo out of Bear's bum as it wouldn't drop. Nice. :eek:

Bear is very keen to lick Brig's bits when he's been for a wee. Yuk!
 
Storm will lick the spaghetti like drool from the great danes chops after she's had a drink of water, she also ate Tess my old dogs spew and the other morning I don't know if she caught a mouse or just found a dead 1 but she came running up to me with half it's body hanging out of her mouth, guts and tail, she'd eaten half and thought she'd share the other half with me. I'm never letting her lick me again :)
 
Ooh you reminded me, my lab also eats my mums Bull Mastiffs drool... I find it hilarious but most people think it's disgusting.
The drool hangs down we call it his Pat Butchers as they are as big as her earings
 
well nothing new here but :

rolling/playing/eating dead creatures (freshness not an issue)
eating poo - origin not an issue!
eatin ones own sick!
rubbing her bottom on the cream carpet =/
bin routing
licking feet - especially when theyve just got out of the shower/bath

sharing chews with the baby... more disgusting on babies part!! (this is actively discouraged... but both will go to extreme lengths to get into trouble!!)
 
Mine will eat anything badger poo, cow muck, hazel nuts anything. Diesel surpassed himself the other day and surprised a wood pigeon which took off from the ground and he jumped and caught it. I can still hear the crunch:eek:and it was gone in seconds.
 
blackcob said:
Dearly departed Spike once, when dead asleep on his back, started spasming and then spontaneously ejaculated all over himself and the nearby TV screen.
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This had me literally howling with laughter!!! :D:D

Can't think of anything particularly gross that my dogs do, but I do have a weird ritual with my older dog where every morning I pick out her eye bogies and then let her lick them off my fingers. I literally can't touch her face now without her salivating in anticipation! :o
 
Here's my list:

Eating puke. It matters not whose it is, just anyone's really. A great delicacy.

Eating poo. Ditto above. But cats poo freshly done is in great demand and the other night caused a scuffle between the two dogs, i.e. one poo, two dogs. Fresh sheep poo also hugely popular.

Rolling. Dead squirrels, pidgeons, dead fish on the beach, fox poo (flavour of the season), badger poo etc. They once found a dead badger and rolled all over it and came back teeming with fleas!!

Wee: mares wee for some reason more desirable than "boys".
 
Sitting on sofa, legs akimbo licking his willy- gross
Mud/puddles/water- the smellier the better- Be line, straight in and lay down
 
Just been reminded about my dogs' puddle tag team efforts - one always has to wee in big puddles, the other always has to drink from them, and they usually do it in that order :D
 
One of mine took coprophagia to a whole other level - I caught her eating the poo of another one of mine as it was exiting the anus. Talk about being impatient! Big Ted ended his days in a skip after Bert the terrier got OCD with humping him, culminating in a erection that only susbsided after an hour spent in solitary confinement.:o
 
Nico will throw up, then eat it.
He'll eat as much horse poo as he can and then throw up in the car on the way home.
His favourite thing to do is jump up on the sofa when allowed and immediately proceed with the important, NOISY cleaning of his back end.
and he loves to lick the inside of the lab's mouth and eat the drool that hangs out of it.. eurgh.
 
Sorry, am picking up this thread again.

My dogs today really surpassed themselves.

It was tiddling down with rain so the kittens (well, cats really) decided to come into the stables to do what pussies would normally do in their tray. Just to explain that the dogs and kittens are very tactile with each other and do love each other in a funny sort of way.

Anyway, pussie was pooping in the shavings; and both dogs then basically goosed her to be the first and pick up what she'd just done. Vile or what! Eeeuuuuuwwww.

But at least I saw it happen and so knew not to let them anywhere near my face or anyone else's - unfortunately they're prolific face lickers and if they can get anywhere near your lips or mouth they think they've scored a real bullseye.
 
My six are pretty disgusting! My Springer Spangle, Molly (who sleeps on our bed with OH's revolting poodles - I've ranted on about them enough on another thread tonight so I'll say no more!:eek:) likes nothing more than to rush out of the bedroom in the morning and head straight for the "cat room" and devour the over-night contents of the cat litter tray - ditto Springer sisters Libby and Ruby if they get the chance! Libby and Ruby ae also prone to eat the other dogs' "deposits" and I've known them to stand behind a dog whilst it's "doing its business" so that it's ultra-fresh! They all love chicken and bunny deposits (but not, of course, the dainty poodles who wouldn't DREAM of eating such stuff!), love raiding the wheelie bin for smelly old food (Large Munsterlander can easily stand on his hind legs and lift the lid with his nose!), they love rolling on rotting rabbit carcasses whilst on walks and, of course, fox deposits! Jumping into stinky, black ditches is another favourite! Oh, and when they killed one of my chickens, Molly rushed through the house with the dead, disembowled chook and sat on my bed eating it!!! UGH! Yup, they're basically disgusting creatures, but I love 'em!:D
 
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