Kokopelli
Well-Known Member
Go for it. I had several young children in tears but it did the trick. Its very rare that I catch people feeding them now. The longer residing folk also let the newer folk know that feeding the ponies is a big no no and they are only allowed to pat them over the fence not feed them! Also helps that my electric fence is wired into the mains (yes I have signs!) and it really hurts if you accidentally touch it!
Works a treat just make sure its really gorey with lots of blood and stuff... Beef up your story as much as you dare and be very blunt (ie shoot, not put to sleep, use the word "it" for your horse not "him or her"). Be harsh with it and make it sound terrible. If there are any local shops get talking in there and the pub too. Go in order a brandy and look glum and sad then come out with your "story" of how you are going to have to kill your horse...![]()
Hmm the brandy idea isn't bad but I'm 17 so won't quite work hahah
I better practise being dramatic