Do skinny/gorgeous riders make your blood boil?

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Those lithe, slim, gorgeous types who wear jods and make them looks stunning, they wander round the yard looking like a walking glamour model and never manage to get a hair out of place - and they ride well too.

I think we should ban them - all those that agree say aye!

Please no skinny malinks getting insulted on this thread its purely for fun!
 
Oh yes. You see in my dreams I am a size 8, tall long legged elegant dressage rider...




....then I wake up
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Anyone that looks good in jods is eeeeeeevil!!!!!

Naaaa, I don't mind... just as long as they don't mind me looking flabby in mine!
 
Yeh how do they stay so clean? They wear all the nicest clothes and generally go round exuding gorgeous-ness and making me feel like POOP (cue elbowing the OH when he looks!)
Damn them!!
 
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No, but what really annoys me is people who stay sparkling clean whilst doing their horse
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when I come out looking like I have rolled in the muck heap (I generally smell like it too
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How do they do it?
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i can never stay clean when doing the horses either, but there is a girl on my yard who always looks perfect, even if shes just finished riding! i normally look a sweaty mess!!
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Yep, ditto P_G. I always look sweaty, dirty and am usually bright red after riding. I know someone who always look immaculate - even after riding four horses and mucking out six. Whereas I take my hat off and people run for cover LOL. Oh to be born beautiful.....
 
I dont give a crap what i look like......normally like crap actually, but as long as i have my health and i keep on enjoying riding and being at the yard im well happy.
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(im not skinny or fat btw)
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well im skinny but god do i never look perfect !!

I turn up ok and by the time i get home im covered in hay and shavings and my hair is shoved in a pony tail on my head !!
 
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The slash between for me differentiated between the two like Mon/Fri. So it was meant to be skinny OR gorgeous.

Please tell me you are joking or I literally am going to throw the towel in *throws towel menacingly*
 
I'm a skinny, tall, gorgeous dressage rider with legs up to my arm pits & I look damn good in breeches (well most men seem to approve anyway!). Don't get helmet hair cos I never wear a hat unless I think I'm riding something that might try to kill me (and hats don't do my hair extentions any favours!). I do tend to get off looking so red in the face I could be mistaken for a tomato and I am yet to work out how to not get hay & straw & sh1te all over my lovely schumacher breeches. Suspect I might work that one out by the time I'm less slim, less gorgeous and less bothered about it!
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I was once told by a well known dressgae judge, that I may never look the prettiest on a horse but I was the kindest and so most effective rider he had on the yard at that time....... which I think is a much nicer complement than "she looks good on a horse"!!
 
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